Epic Rap Battles of History: Sokka vs. Deadpool
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Sokka
Vs
Deadpool
Begin!
Announcer:
From the farthest reaches of the Marvel Universe
comes that man with a plan,
that king of the sword swing,
makes you sorry to be a human being.
Deadpool (Crashes down in a ball of fire)
Deadpool:
Hey bro
now let me know
how did you like that intro?
Bam, slam, kablam!
Hotshot, Transformers
Jam!
But seriously I think it's time
to show you just how phat I rhyme.
Helped save the world?
Now that's real neat.
The thing is I do that
three times a week.
Now I could shoot you with my gun
nine rounds now, soon won't be none.
Or I could get you with my sword
then I really won't be bored.
But this verse is almost over
so I'll say before I'm done
ponytail-0, Deadpool-1
Sokka:
Wow you're random
really a real nut
Between you and me
can you keep your mouth shut?
You spew out more words
than a teapot does steam
I wonder if you're on
the cactus juice regime.
You've got a real mouth
I can surely compare.
Cause when you start talking
does anyone care?
You think you're all that
the big she-bang
I'll beat you down
with my trusty boomerang.
Deadpool:
You had one good show
and that was your peak.
I'm original, stylin'
and certainly unique.
They know me as
the Merc with a Mouth.
But you, ha
you're just some dude from the South.
Gonna' grab some burgers
and fries fo' sho'
And there's probably somethin'
you should really know.
Toot toot, beep beep
I'll take this serving to go
by the way read this (Hands him the Promise book series)
Suki's hot for Zuko.
Sokka:
Suki!
Suki: What. (Looks) Oh.
Now before you get mad
first let me explain.
But don't listen to this guy
he's freakin' insane.
There's nothing going on between
me and your friend.
Truth be told
I prefer unmarred men.
Not like this freak
he's so ugly you'll sob
And what's your girlfriend's name?
Oh yeah right, it's Bob.
Come on Sokka
don't be so blue
together we'll show him
what water can do.
Tag Team Combo!
Su: His name's Deadpool
So: He's a real fool
Su: Can't handle ice
So: cause he's not cool
Su: Wears a mask
So: more like a bed sheet
Su: cause underneath
So: he looks like ground meat
Su: Couldn't lose to him
So: even with a bribe
Su: Your name is Sokka
So: Water Tribe
Who Won?
Whose Next?
You Decide.
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