Epic Rap Battles of History: Sokka vs. Deadpool

Sokka

Vs

Deadpool

Begin!

Announcer:

From the farthest reaches of the Marvel Universe

comes that man with a plan,

that king of the sword swing,

makes you sorry to be a human being.

Deadpool (Crashes down in a ball of fire)

Deadpool:

Hey bro

now let me know

how did you like that intro?

Bam, slam, kablam!

Hotshot, Transformers

Jam!

But seriously I think it's time

to show you just how phat I rhyme.

Helped save the world?

Now that's real neat.

The thing is I do that

three times a week.

Now I could shoot you with my gun

nine rounds now, soon won't be none.

Or I could get you with my sword

then I really won't be bored.

But this verse is almost over

so I'll say before I'm done

ponytail-0, Deadpool-1

Sokka:

Wow you're random

really a real nut

Between you and me

can you keep your mouth shut?

You spew out more words

than a teapot does steam

I wonder if you're on

the cactus juice regime.

You've got a real mouth

I can surely compare.

Cause when you start talking

does anyone care?

You think you're all that

the big she-bang

I'll beat you down

with my trusty boomerang.

Deadpool:

You had one good show

and that was your peak.

I'm original, stylin'

and certainly unique.

They know me as

the Merc with a Mouth.

But you, ha

you're just some dude from the South.

Gonna' grab some burgers

and fries fo' sho'

And there's probably somethin'

you should really know.

Toot toot, beep beep

I'll take this serving to go

by the way read this (Hands him the Promise book series)

Suki's hot for Zuko.

Sokka:

Suki!

Suki: What. (Looks) Oh.

Now before you get mad

first let me explain.

But don't listen to this guy

he's freakin' insane.

There's nothing going on between

me and your friend.

Truth be told

I prefer unmarred men.

Not like this freak

he's so ugly you'll sob

And what's your girlfriend's name?

Oh yeah right, it's Bob.

Come on Sokka

don't be so blue

together we'll show him

what water can do.

Tag Team Combo!

Su: His name's Deadpool

So: He's a real fool

Su: Can't handle ice

So: cause he's not cool

Su: Wears a mask

So: more like a bed sheet

Su: cause underneath

So: he looks like ground meat

Su: Couldn't lose to him

So: even with a bribe

Su: Your name is Sokka

So: Water Tribe

Who Won?

Whose Next?

You Decide.

1 Comments
1 Comments
Posted by OverLordArhas

Bee should be included, shame on you. LOLZ