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Earlier this week Brock Rumlow, also known as the villain Crossbones was found innocent in a court case involving the death of beloved holiday icon Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service says that Mr. Rumlow was not at fault as it was within season and that despite protests, he was released earlier today, as well as being allowed to claim the buck. When questioned Crossbones had this to say: "I don't get what all the (expletive deleted) fuss is about. All I did was shoot a (expletive deleted) deer. I just want all this (expletive deleted) people to leave me the (expletive deleted) alone."
When asked what he would do with the remains he stated: "Ah i'll probably sell the meat to the highest bidder and keep the nose for some kind of lamp bulb or something. Then i'll sharpen the antlers for some kind of knife to stab Cap with."
Mr. Rumlow was then promptly arrested for making death threats against Captain America.