KOV IX - Official Heckling Thread - (AKA) Let's Get Banned

Correction

It's not a lack of respect, it's fear :)

No matter what happened IC it's not like everyone does not know OOC what the score is.

Heading for dinner myself soon, this thread needs more people starting sh!t, picking on the same person gets old after a while.

Past my prime but listen to em whine as I walk away, turning away with no time to play

but I'm here to say that on my worst day I'm the god of word play.

Hunter the stunter done been defeated, 5 years ago with effortless heat seekers

Watch the side number rise as the hide and peak seekers scramble to bare witness

Was it hit or miss or a puddle of piss, who gives a damn Gambler just gave us a post to diss

He's old he's played out, but damn if I dont want him to call me out. Drop my name, give me fame, I want acclaim, I want his game

Was he born or created, goddamn I hate it,

the way he crafts a masterpiece, such a beast, anti-selling anti-creast (Christ)

Was he talkin to me, probbbbbably

Whats wit da rhymin, high shinnin, probably drunk as fck wit his one-linin

But we dont care we just wish he'd share he's straight genius, KOV underrated fetus

I'll take your round one, two, three, then sell a loss just to be free

Titles dont mean shit to me, straight gay to me, put up a thread and lets go toe to toe, just you and me, let it be let it be

You want it, bring it, drop it, come on man stop it

Me versus you was over before it started, curb stomped, retarded

Aint no judge gonna save that, delay that, so lay back and accept that

No skin off my back if you choose not to battle, you know I'm the first to tend to skedaddle.

But to call yourself a god? Son your nugget must have gotten seriously rattled.

So what about 5 years ago, how about what have done for me lately?

As for the counter in the corner, you rate its importance just a little too greatly.

Props for your post designed to dis and ignite everyone's fires, gotta admit it does makes me smile

But if you think I, for one care about status, you are off by far more than a mile.

Never one to hate the player, not even one to hate the game

But such self-promotion from a such a talent is a hell of a shame.

Yeah I'm talkin to you son, I'm straight calling you out.

We get you're feeling disgruntled, ain't no reason to shout.

You've been around so long, hard now to tell you from the clones.

So many people jacked your swag over the years I look around thinking... hold the phone.

I'll give it to you that such titles are treated a mite mighty overrated.

But it's all in fun G, don't let your nerves get so grated.

Your battling greatness casts a shadow so wide it's like a bevel.

Maybe one of these days I'll give you a shot at me, you know, when you're at my level :)

Hold up, wait a minute, its as real as it gets

Got my drank and my mic so some fire I'll spit

On second thought, nah, pull an Armistice

I quit

If you pulled an actual Armistice you never would have made it to the 4th line (LOL)

@armistice: I thought about that. No lie. Wrote out a couple different variations in an attempt to shorten it. Just didnt have the pop lol

No shame, it takes years of practice to even articulate an Armistice-class rage quit :)

Rapping + CVnU = Vanilla ice themed lyrics....

Me? Big name? Heh.

Come close to me? Careful, you might get burned.

Literally.

@just_an_average_man: Pssh, you're a bigger name than I am, and I'v been here for 3 years :P

Wow, is that some CV rapping going on or did the medical waste get dropped in the hall again?

@kitsune_squad:

@feral_nova: HAI! That's Yui and Moa being Kawaii! That's just nothing... A new tactic we developed in preparation for the tourney! :3

@kitsune_squad:

@feral_nova: Ain't that Kawaii?

That's cute, I've seen worse from Warsman.

Dont make me hurt your feelings too

Three least trustworthy statements in history

1 - A financial advisor offering an investment with a 20% annual return and no risk

2 - A guy telling you to not to worry, he will pull out.

3 - Mercy telling you she will have a post for you sometime today :)

hahaha

Better than the original lmao

LMAO!!!! Yes!!!

lmfaooooo

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The likelihood of sexual assault of a fictional character just went up 386% because of this single post.

Now I just want to see Nox against Orpheus. Worst case scenario, one of them dies IC. Best case scenario, we have one less Knightfall lol.

@_vex_: There's going to be so much salt after that match is done...

@shootout: lol right????

@_vex_: @shootout: Or they'll end up as best friends xD

Remember what he did to his last best friend......

@_vex_: Well, thanks for ruining that idea :P

@pyrogram: Yea, like the entire CVnU didn't expect that lol....Sooooooo.....Atlantis....lol

@_vex_: I know I know I been lazy. I'll reply tomorrow. I fk'in promise xP

Ready to get my Simon Cowell on. Yall suck, you all lose etc.

King is sitting at the table, appease me.

@cassius_knightfall: lol k

@strigidae_77: -1 point.

@cassius_knightfall: it k, bae

@strigidae_77: -10 points

@cassius_knightfall: Hah! Simon Cowell can't count to ten. Your act is done fool.

@_vex_: King by divine right. No votes needed pesent.

@strigidae_77: Why count to ten when you only care for number one's.

@cassius_knightfall: Because it's general knowledge? I dunno.

@strigidae_77: Everything other than number 1 sucks.

So how does it feel to be like....number 27 on the Knightfall list of skill?

(OOOOOHHHHH!!!!!)

So that's why you're still single.

Number 27 1/2