Epic Rap Battles of the vine You vs. .....

@Park:

Not to smart picking Cain apart

Giving praise with so much heart

Never forgetting about the true art

Life was torn from Park before he even got the shot to make his Mark

(Thats all I got. ^__^ )

Naamah pours Cain a shot of Maker's Mark. "Cheers!"

@Park said:

Hey smartass looks like your plan has a hitch.

You're half dog now, so aren't you a son of a b!tch?

They named you after a puzzle,

But boy you need a muzzle.

You can think all day but you still can't fight.

Looks like little doggy's all bark and no bite.

......Puzzler just got SERVED......

@shadowknight666 said:

@Park said:

Hey smartass looks like your plan has a hitch.

You're half dog now, so aren't you a son of a b!tch?

They named you after a puzzle,

But boy you need a muzzle.

You can think all day but you still can't fight.

Looks like little doggy's all bark and no bite.

......Puzzler just got SERVED......

You dont say? XD I cant even top that

@The_Puzzler said:

@shadowknight666 said:

@Park said:

Hey smartass looks like your plan has a hitch.

You're half dog now, so aren't you a son of a b!tch?

They named you after a puzzle,

But boy you need a muzzle.

You can think all day but you still can't fight.

Looks like little doggy's all bark and no bite.

......Puzzler just got SERVED......

You dont say? XD I cant even top that

I'm so white... Can't fight all night... With rights non blight.... Too party!!!

- Beastie Boys shout out. ^__^

Park did great.

Naamah Obyzouth,

You're so uncouth.

That's all I could come up with. Cowers

@Zauberin said:

Naamah Obyzouth,

You're so uncouth.

That's all I could come up with. Cowers

XD

@Naamah_Obyzouth said:

@The_Puzzler said:

@shadowknight666 said:

@Park said:

Hey smartass looks like your plan has a hitch.

You're half dog now, so aren't you a son of a b!tch?

They named you after a puzzle,

But boy you need a muzzle.

You can think all day but you still can't fight.

Looks like little doggy's all bark and no bite.

......Puzzler just got SERVED......

You dont say? XD I cant even top that

I'm so white... Can't fight all night... With rights non blight.... Too party!!!

- Beastie Boys shout out. ^__^

Park did great.

XD Like ANYONE Here could top that

@shadowknight666: don't tempt me, this thread would be abandoned due to over usage of swag

@nonfiction91 said:

@shadowknight666: don't tempt me, this thread would be abandoned due to over usage of swag

C'mon! Are Ya' Gonna just get rid of Ya' street cred like dat?

@nonfiction91 said:

@shadowknight666: don't tempt me, this thread would be abandoned due to over usage of swag

Well you did make the thread XD, defend your title as the alpha!

@shadowknight666:

Hey cain how's it goin, heard you were irish...

So it's a given that being a loud mouth and a drunk is a few of your vices

your as slow as a five year old, your not even worth an F....

check minus

@The_Puzzler:

Puzzler, I passed you the mike, and instead of spittin at it you tried to reverse design it

By the way where the hell is yours, still can't find it?

I'll take that as a yes

*hint* it's not in california...it's hiding from your breath

@Zauberin said:

Naamah Obyzouth,

You're so uncouth.

That's all I could come up with. Cowers

(Awe!!! I <3 you. Now I am going to dissect you however out of love and respect. Because you deserve it.)

Beauty is an art not a fart

a big sweat betty kind of shart

the kind of stench that pours from a tart

Robust odor that seeps it's way along being without heart

Eking from the stinking oblivion that makes up all of which switches

Life is a bitchass witchass wanksta prince-ass know as Zubber Boober Zuberin-ass!

(Okay its not golden... But I put my all into it because I adore you sweetpie.)

@Naamah_Obyzouth said:

@Zauberin said:

Naamah Obyzouth,

You're so uncouth.

That's all I could come up with. Cowers

(Awe!!! I <3 you. Now I am going to dissect you however out of love and respect. Because you deserve it.)

Beauty is an art not a fart

a big sweat betty kind of shart

the kind of stench that pours from a tart

Robust odor that seeps it's way along being without heart

Eking from the stinking oblivion that makes up all of which switches

Life is a bitchass witchass wanksta prince-ass know as Zubber Boober Zuberin-ass!

(Okay its not golden... But I put my all into in because I adore you sweetpie.)

I threw up in my mouth a little

@nonfiction91: ( Good or Bad??? I am new at this afterall.)

Where's Azzy?

@Naamah_Obyzouth: neither...

@nonfiction91:

So Ya' Heard I Was Irish Eh?

How long did that take ya' to figure out? Three Hundred Sixty Five Days?

If I'm a give Year Old, Looks Like Yer Girlfriend's A Pedophile

I Be Kicking your ass every which way in style.

I'm a livin' gun rack, Your Prone to misfires

Your a background character for The trinity foundation

While I be kicking asses in the world's greatest nation

But hey look on the bright side, Maybe I Can teach Ya' a few new tricks

That is maybe if Ya' stopped sucking on Mr.Mercury's D*ck

@shadowknight666 said:

@nonfiction91:

So Ya' Heard I Was Irish Eh?

How long did that take ya' to figure out? Three Hundred Sixty Five Days?

If I'm a give Year Old, Looks Like Yer Girlfriend's A Pedophile

I Be Kicking your ass every which way in style.

I'm a livin' gun rack, Your Prone to misfires

Your a background character for The trinity foundation

While I be kicking asses in the world's greatest nation

But hey look on the bright side, Maybe I Can teach Ya' a few new tricks

That is maybe if Ya' stopped sucking on Mr.Mercury's D*ck

*takes gloves off* That was me being nice before....

Oh, look who's ass I'm kickin' today!

The liver-failing, liquor-swilling shame of the IRA!

They're doin' Irish Car Bombs,

You're ridin' the Irish Short Bus

You can't handle a gun, might as well be fightin' with pom-poms,

Horus and I'll be watin', case you got the balls to step to us.

@nonfiction91: XD

@shadowknight666: I'll let LS Handle you, I'll take the sloppy seconds

@.Longshot. said:

Oh, look who's ass I'm kickin' today!

The liver-failing, liquor-swilling shame of the IRA!

They're doin' Irish Car Bombs,

You're ridin' the Irish Short Bus

You can't handle a gun, might as well be fightin' with pom-poms,

Horus and I'll be watin', case you got the balls to step to us.

Damn you

@shadowknight666: Go bite the curb, I'll be out in a minute. ;)

@.Longshot. said:

@shadowknight666: Go bite the curb, I'll be out in a minute. ;)

*fist bumps so hard it breaks the sound barrier*

@nonfiction91: Thank you, you're too kind. Now, somebody drive me to the hospital. I think they can still save my hand if we hurry.

@.Longshot. said:

@nonfiction91: Thank you, you're too kind. Now, somebody drive me to the hospital. I think they can still save my hand if we hurry.

There's a joke I Want say...But It would get me banned...

@shadowknight666: ?

@.Longshot.: Why would someone's hand be injured?...

@shadowknight666: Being fist-bumped at supersonic speeds?

@shadowknight666 said:

@.Longshot.: Why would someone's hand be injured?...

@nonfiction91 said:

@.Longshot. said:

@shadowknight666: Go bite the curb, I'll be out in a minute. ;)

*fist bumps so hard it breaks the sound barrier*

I don't know HOW else you took that but I'm going to go on an assumption, and use it to destroy you later in a rhyme...

@Zauberin said:

@Naamah_Obyzouth:
Ouch. Damn. Well played. But wow. . .Ouch. . .Damn

Naamah lays down next to Zauberin and lights up a smoke, while smiling. "Was it as good for you, as it was for me?" she giggles before she starts to nurse the young beautiful creature back to her healthy adorable self. "Let me clean that blood up for you sweetheart." Naamah says with a wicked smile painted on her lovely mouth, as her tongue slowly rolls across her upper lip. Her eyes ablaze with golden passion.

xoxox!

@Naamah_Obyzouth said:

@Zauberin said:

@Naamah_Obyzouth:
Ouch. Damn. Well played. But wow. . .Ouch. . .Damn

Naamah lays down next to Zauberin and lights up a smoke, while smiling. "Was it as good for you, as it was for me?" she giggles before she starts to nurse the young beautiful creature back to her healthy adorable self. "Let me clean that blood up for you sweetheart." Naamah says with a wicked smile painted on her lovely mouth, as her tongue slowly rolls across her upper lip. Her eyes ablaze with golden passion.

xoxox!

Ladies and gentlemen, the evolution of a thread lol

Actually, it stung pretty bad. Like, deeper than skin. It hurt my very being. Not to mention the load of self-esteem issues that come with being so horribly slain.

@Zauberin:

Naamah holds the young darling close to herself, and kisses the top of her head."You started it... Do you forgive me?"

 (I'm serious, my character talks like this O_O. LOL the fun that can be had with fourth-wall breaking reality warpers...)
 
Who to rap against now hmm? Let's give it a thought.
The drunk piece of trash or the one eyed archer? Those two's rivalry sure does make things hot...
Or the demoness's crawling around? Hell, they'd just really weigh me down.
Or maybe take a shot at this regime and tackle the creator and his entire alt team? Nope, not at all, too bland, not enough Lol. 
 
So how about this,of mon? F#CK the world! I'll take you on! 
 
Here, I'll start. And no I DIDN'T COPYRIGHT THIS from Mcdonalds, Autoshop, or F#cking Wall-Mart! 
 
I'm a G, as in Greek, hailing from the real world. I broke into this place and almost freaking hurled.  
 
 It was full of powered freaks, who didn't seem to like me, so I had no other choice but to make myself flee. But now I gotta little trick up my sleeve; I call it SCIENCE and I use it more than I need.
I crashed into Olympus -before your writers used it!- and kidnapped old Hercules, cloned him, and made him into a practical tool-set! 
 
He did everything I told him to, just like he should. He did anything, and I was amazed that he could! But he got tiring, always mumbling about, so I made him a watch dog at my old hide-out. So now I go solo, for the most part at least, until one of you weirdo's writers decide to charge me and display their 'feats'. Ha! How much fun that is to watch, especially as I release my army of LIVING pet-rocks :D
 
You see that thing there? Floating beside my head? That's a smiley face b#tches!, and it and more are here CAUSE' I SAID!!! 
Wondering how? Did it make your jaws drop? Well I did it with this little beauty, my awesomesauce laptop!
 
It's a powerful thing, what I can do with my fingers. First, there can be nothing, but then POOF there Ninjas! I'm speaking from life experience, not insanity. I was sent here for a reason and that's to test YOU PEOPLES humanity! Well maybe not, I'm never sure what I'm saying. But one thing IS FOR SURE, and that's that I'm JUST PLAYING! -----lol-----
 
What? I didn't say anything! Now back to the business, which by the way, is EVERYTHING!
 
 Waait just a second, I'm still waiting for your writers to write your rap up! Meh, this is boring, maybe I should hack em' and start posting pictures of THROW-UP.
 
 
Which, if you didn't know, is a synonym for Vomit. 
PEACE!
(Epic last words LOL.) 
 
(I'm no rapper, so of course I took the easy way out of using a character with practically no theme :3.........please don't judge me....)

Hit list

risky

puzzler

Shadowknight666

Seth Olympia

@Seth_Olympia: Awww...I almost feel sorry for what I'm going to do to you...no tears now

@Seth_Olympia: Bring what on?

@Seth_Olympia: lmao

Knew exactly where I was going with that. hahahaha....

I'm gonna facking demolish you. >8P

Sitting in the living room watching tv,

It's getting late but I stay up, cause that's just me.

Bored out of my mind so I start to "Stumble"

Eating Coco pebbles when my stomach begins to Barney Rumble.

Rubble as it were Like Fred and Wilma too

I'll just flip the channel back to ESPN2

My eyes are getting having and they are starting to sag

Still I'm hanging tight and rocking the midnight swag

I'm from the south and some say I speak real slow

Just another guy with so much flow.

This ain't a Diss rap but I'm up for hire

If I ever made a record I know you'd be a buyer

My fingers are getting slower it's time for ..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

someone step to the mic and challenge me.

@_Hawk_: I'd step to you but I don't know much aboutcha...other than the fact you read as 3 on my scouta

You'd be dead in a half a second, either by the hand of Surkit, or the man with the av of afro

They call you Hawk?

I call you 'Mo

I don't blame the south for slavery,

so don't blame it for you being slow

@nonfiction91:

You time is up, the game is over.

Get over here! Scorpion want's to play red rover

My timing is flawless victory

Your writing is "nonfiction" just looks like shit to me.

I'm the Lord of Death and the king of the sky

I don't even have to kill you, you'll grab the mic, choke, and die

You don't know me...let me give you my stats

I'm the guy who raped your mom, burn your house down, and killed your cat

I'm a lyrical assassin, a sniper and your in my scope

Come at me, and your ass must be smoking dope.

It's nice to meet you, I'll shake your hand and take a bow

I'll spare your life and won't cut your throat......for now.

@_Hawk_: *gloves off*

I think I hear a poosy talkin'... did somebody just queef?

Your a wolf with no teeth,

My writing is shit?

Least it exists

Lord of death king of the sky's?

Your king of the couch, lord of the fries

Your twizzlers probly so small

you couldn't rape a straw!

And my writing? it's fiction, the title is ironic

Kind of like having the title hawk, and being shortsighted

I got it, it ain't cuz your a predator...it's cuz your flighty

Haven't seen your character once yet

starting to think he's just scawed of fwighting :'(

I just hit you with the thunder

Don't step to me IC or I'll have surkit bring the lightning

................

Awww, would you look at that? he ran away

Guess he wants to live to get dueced on another day

Le tme leave you a message, of wisdom and truth

come at me again sloth, with your swag so uncouth

I'll have my goonies eat you like...

"B-B-B-BABY RUTH?!"

XD

@nonfiction91: Nice. ~_^

@Naamah_Obyzouth: of course ;)

thanks

Round 2. . .Get ready.

@_Hawk_: You're Lord of Death, King of the sky?

Too bad we're in No Man's Land

So uh, Bye bye.

you use a sniper, too bad I'm in close

I'll give you props you're better than most

but I'm still the Champion of Champions

I've got moves like Mick jagger

you couldn't touch me call me MC Hammer

So please give me a test.

I'll show you you're just like the rest.