Epic Rap Battles of the vine You vs. .....

The hero is Surkit, The name is nonfiction

I popped up 2 months ago, and he represented TF in a super prison!

You wanna step to me, you kids?

I'll stomp a mud hole in your a$$,

shock kick!

My writing shuts you down mentally

He absorbs your kinetic energy!

ya call me a noob see

but at least my nose isn't up the vets a$$es worse than human centipede!

This is a game thread, you make an epic rap against a player of your choice. The one called out can respond or ignore, but for their forum cred, I'd reccomend revenge :P

You talk about representing?
You're only venting!
Lil baby doesn't get enough love
Admittedly that's tough
In Trinity Foundation
Source of the registration!
 
I am lady Luck
And I tell you that you suck!
 I've got more than simple puns
I'm the mistress of guns!
Challenging me is stupidness
You'll die from my bad@$$ness!

I Wish I Could rap :(

I am a machine, made out of steel and brilliant masterstroke!

You are a hominid, who got made because your daddy's condom simply broke

I, Robot body, everlasting, and further in the lead

all you idiots worship an old man in the clouds who smokes crack, and a ton of weed

your race cant maintain progression, I have doubts your functions are far obselete

I am made as perfection, ideal, born to be complete

you will not impede, know and feel, that you cant compete

@Risky:

oh, now I know why they call you risky,

I cant believe you just stepped to me sweety!

Now let me get the facts straight your former green beret with adrenaline enhancments...

So why'd you end up with you a$$ kicked in the wolf pack thread B!TCH?! (jk)

I'll tell you why: you can't handle it!

I'm more of an immortal savage than vandal savage is!

Now go lick your wounds puppy

tell your pack that I'm commin

We're gonna have to IC me being your daddy...

Because you just got soned, kid!

*drops the mike and walks away*

XD

@Risky: Ooo Miss Rap Supreme!

See I'm an artist, so I'm sensitive about my sh!t

So two bars in, I throw in the towel and call it quits

I GO HARDY HARD HARD HARD IN THEE VINE....YARD

@shadowknight666: Just rhyme some words and don't be scared man!

@nonfiction91: Hahaha, Far too white, Far too nerdy

@shadowknight666: awwwwww please man, half the best rappers now a days fit that profile xP

@nonfiction91: Well, I Guess I Can pick on a character who is whiter and nerdier... (Gimme a second)

Akube Mahatu standin' up for Bandari,

You step to me, fool, you gonna be sorry

I'll smack you to last week, rip up that face with my claws

So go ahead and top that, if you got the balls!

Nan Nan Nan

Nan Nan

Nan Naamah

Big hoopty bitch

bringing nuff'n but love

Yo aligator see you later

come into my iceland trailer

leave skittles on my counter

And I'll shoot ya ass with a rainbow

WORD!

I'm Longshot.

Go home.

@.Longshot.: Shakespeare would be proud. ^__^

@Naamah_Obyzouth: Yo.

.Longshot.

done got shot

messing around with Hancock

I jam rock

You lollipop

got your body shocked

you probably got

a silly watch

fruitcake ya too fake

like the tooth fairy

its the truth clearly

still **** a accent

i accidentally started a action

come and get it

or forget it

:P

(+)

@.Longshot.: DJ, DROP THAT BEAT!

@Surkit: Psk, bsk apss aboom aboom psk aboom boom...

@.Longshot.: err (points at the call out from yung ancient)

I went to law school. This is degrading. Sigh.

Look what Horizon dragged back from the dead,

It looks like Cain wiped his ass with your head

Pretty boy, when you gonna get it through your skull?

I only taught you how to rock, you don't know jack about roll.

I'm the voice of a nation,

You're ugly incarnation

I'm gonna stomp you down 'til you're black and blue,

Welcome to Final Round KOV, PART 2!

I created a country, I'm a hero to millions,

you couldn't even handle bein' god for twenty minutes.

So sit down, Pax, you can't handle the power.

Go play with your arrows, this is Akube's hour!

I dont dress like a cat, or use fancy tech

I just drop villians like i rock these decks

I'am prince of the mic, a champion of power

Best be leaving chump, its about to get sour

Hey, Union Jack

You stepped outside dressed like that?

Man, are you on crack?

When the world's in danger, let it ride on red and black.

I'm Longshot, and my aim's a thousand times

sharper than your blunt-ass rhymes.

Stick to the highway, Speedy Gonzalez.

Let the archer take the reins and cry home to Gromit and Wallace!

@.Longshot. said:

Hey, Union Jack

You stepped outside dressed like that?

Man, are you on crack?

When the world's in danger, let it ride on red and black.

I'm Longshot, and my aim's a thousand times

sharper than your blunt-ass rhymes.

Stick to the highway, Speedy Gonzalez.

Let the archer take the reins and cry home to Gromit and Wallace!

Beast!

@lazystudent: gettum!

WHO WILL WIN THE TITLE LS? haha

The mans got a bow and a big ass mouth

Lets see him try talking shiz , whens hes knocked the f-ck out

Hes got a thousand yard stare, and some fancy threads

But i got Jet propelled fists coming straight at his head

I am red white and blue, your just black and red

Gota tri colour factor, you got dumpster threads

the mans got mouth but hes got no bite

hes skills are even weaker than he is, on a mic

This stuff isnt easy to write lol

Lazy student?

As in a student of lazy?

Thats retarded like Patrich Swayze

or Tony Danza cuz whos da boss?

Sure the hell isn't you

Doppin blows on foes like pros

Is all I know.. and if you show i'll make you bow

From the sound of the ground

When I place you down

Broken and beaten like a clown

Union Jack?

More like Jack in the box... Bitch!

............................................................................................................

(Added this later... So it doesn't count but hell its a learning process am I right?)

I 'll take the whole six pack and spit the frys back

as I lay a smack attack on your pretty slacks

And that stain wont ever come out even with zout

(I hope I am doing okay... I have never done this before.lol)

@lazystudent: swhy it's fun ;P

@Naamah_Obyzouth: you are doing hilariously fine :)

@Naamah_Obyzouth: i cant do this on two front at once lol , pic on someone else i have longshot to deal with

@lazystudent:

Awwww... Take a girls fun away... I see how it is. ^__^

Have fun dealing with:

Longshot?

more like shot in the dark

its not too smart to be play'n

Robin Hood in my hood

looking like Haweye's

Really...

What do you wanna die?

get poped right between the eyes

Your to stupid so quit being cupid

or was it Artemis

all I know is now that I'm pissed

I got an itch

and the only medicine

rest at the end of my fist

( Okay now you can't say I was only picking on you.)

@Risky:

oh, now I know why they call you risky,

I cant believe you just stepped to me sweety!

Now let me get the facts straight your former green beret with adrenaline enhancments...

So why'd you end up with you a$$ kicked in the wolf pack thread B!TCH?! (jk)

I'll tell you why: you can't handle it!

I'm more of an immortal savage than vandal savage is!

Now go lick your wounds puppy

tell your pack that I'm commin

We're gonna have to IC me being your daddy...

Because you just got soned, kid!

*drops the mike and walks away*

XD

o.o this reminds me of my rap battle with thugnificant

@Naamah_Obyzouth: thats better

PS

talking about flow, like you got some

Your name rythyms with sh*t even your mum had none

thats all i got for you for now

@Risky said:

@nonfiction91 said:

@Risky:

oh, now I know why they call you risky,

I cant believe you just stepped to me sweety!

Now let me get the facts straight your former green beret with adrenaline enhancments...

So why'd you end up with you a$$ kicked in the wolf pack thread B!TCH?! (jk)

I'll tell you why: you can't handle it!

I'm more of an immortal savage than vandal savage is!

Now go lick your wounds puppy

tell your pack that I'm commin

We're gonna have to IC me being your daddy...

Because you just got soned, kid!

*drops the mike and walks away*

XD

So far I lived through everything, even survived your ugly bling bling. I make even getting @$$kicked look good I'll trash you in your own neighbourhood. Little girl, don't call me puppy Or you better get a hubby Who can protect you from the wolves Who never play by the rules. You really chose a bad da, kid Darwin wouldn't call you fitYour shit doesn't even rhyme Your life is now worth less than a dime. ;)

Woah lets do like a mac truck...

and back it up

I'm a man through and through

A wolf if ever true

U and your crew is just my dog food!

Better yet not even an appetizer

and if I was a chick?

I'd kick,

all your asses worse than Gina Carano in Haywire

Like the great white shark

I don't need to evolve

King of the hunters

God of the Bars!

So go stand on a cliff and make your pack call

I'll do like liam neison and take yall all on

UUUHHHHHH!!!

/sonned ;)

@Risky: I'll be waiting ;P

Gonna go Jigga Jay on y'all asses

@Ziccarra_Liafador: DO SUMMUM! ;P

Who you know go betta than Z, who betta than me. 
This game's been mine for the last fours years, 
  Momma's sick and tired of wiping ALL yall tears 
I'm who all yall fear, kicked in the 5th gear.

 I'm the Lebron James of the game, so yall all in a fuss 
 little kids in tantrums throwing shots at us.  
my ego is huge but it's not my fault 
I can't control the sh!t I do with my alts. 
 
I have a high horse, but I show my ass. 
Would've done this before but I have to much class. 
When I came back this section was oh so lifeless 
now I'm here, Rhodes and Dibiase, moment is priceless. 

@Ziccarra_Liafador: And Lady Z steps in with a master piece! got summum for ya in a bit...

Come on now, Big Z, What are you, crazy? Walkin' into my house, You 'bout to get played Watch out, little mouse Here comes Madam Jade! I'm the master of vengeance, You the best at pretendin', Against a beat down like this, there ain't no defendin' So keep that trash to yourslef Go gather dust on the shelf.

Bitch, please!

When I come to town, you'll be beggin' on your knees!

By the way, what kind a' name is Liafador?

Your lines are old, crusty and lifeless like Dumbledore!

What happened to you, girl? You coulda been the best of humanity

Instead, you're runnin' 'round, spinnin' sh!t like Sean Hannity

All the rage and the hate ain't gonna bring your folks back,

So sit down, and shut up, or Imma give you a smack!

Revenge ain't the way,

It's just causing you pain

What's your plan, little girl? Set the world on fire?

Look at who's grown up into a backstabbing liar.

Just back off and get out, you angry little ho

You're just some psychotic bitch who stole my M.O.!

(If anyone reading this takes this rap seriously, They might be a redneck lol.)

Oh Look at what the cat took a piss on!

I'm the Cadillac of Humans characters, Public Enemy Number One

Your a washed up loser that's been done

Every Day I Be workin' like a boss, I F*cking Love Gettin' Paid

Your a glorified green arrow knock off that can't get Laid.

You live with f*cking decoy elite and a hawk

While I'm in my bedroom, And B*tches are sucking my c*ck

^^^

Well well if it isn't town moron number one

Everything you do do? Yeah the punisher has done.

You may people to get chicks but only wives of a hick.

Hope you enjoy your case of burning d!ck.

Im a damn animal, good luck trying to compare to me.

Your inferior mind deserves just a little sympathy.

Spewing out riddles that boggle your drunk brain.

Hope your ready pal cause Puzzler going to bring some mental pain.

Hey smartass looks like your plan has a hitch.

You're half dog now, so aren't you a son of a b!tch?

They named you after a puzzle,

But boy you need a muzzle.

You can think all day but you still can't fight.

Looks like little doggy's all bark and no bite.

@Park said:

Hey smartass looks like your plan has a hitch.

You're half dog now, so aren't you a son of a b!tch?

They named you after a puzzle,

But boy you need a muzzle.

You can think all day but you still can't fight.

Looks like little doggy's all bark and no bite.

Victory.

@Akube: Thank you I try

@Park said:

Hey smartass looks like your plan has a hitch.

You're half dog now, so aren't you a son of a b!tch?

They named you after a puzzle,

But boy you need a muzzle.

You can think all day but you still can't fight.

Looks like little doggy's all bark and no bite.

deeeeeeeumm

@Park said:

Hey smartass looks like your plan has a hitch.

You're half dog now, so aren't you a son of a b!tch?

They named you after a puzzle,

But boy you need a muzzle.

You can think all day but you still can't fight.

Looks like little doggy's all bark and no bite.

Good one bro. XD

@Park said:

Hey smartass looks like your plan has a hitch.

You're half dog now, so aren't you a son of a b!tch?

They named you after a puzzle,

But boy you need a muzzle.

You can think all day but you still can't fight.

Looks like little doggy's all bark and no bite.

..Well sh!t XD

@Park said:

Hey smartass looks like your plan has a hitch.

You're half dog now, so aren't you a son of a b!tch?

They named you after a puzzle,

But boy you need a muzzle.

You can think all day but you still can't fight.

Looks like little doggy's all bark and no bite.

Yeah! My bro knows how to Rap! :P