High Caliber´s Weapon Store

I would also like to purchase a deicide spray

This unit demands a 100 gigawat 12 barrelled gatling laser!  The enormous patriotic deathbringer is asking for a device that is impossible to construct with today's technology.  

A lack of greed is a sign of communism!

Request denied soviet dog!  :P

This unit is far too large to make the requested sandwiches even if I wanted to.   This unit was built for the single-handed destruction of enemy armies, not household chores!

I still need those diamond tipped sais...

Sais are Japanese weapons, Japan is the enemy of America!  Do you hate America?  Because only someone who hates America would purchase anything made by the filthy, democracy loathing imperialist hands of the Japanese Empire!   
 
XD

" @Liberty Prime.: I know you're joking...Japan hasn't been our enemy in  YEARS...and Sais are cooler than any other weapon... "

All countries that oppose America will be reduced to ash.    
 
Unless I specifically say I'm speaking out of character, I'm always in character.  

I´m now in command of this team.

locked by request.