Once upon a time, there was a young man named Keitaro who studied hard to get into the university Todai.And then one day, Naru got possessed by a evil sword.Keitaro's little sister tried to seduce himSeta had to escape from the army of Molmol.And a gigantic turtle prevented Keitaro and Naru from having sex....And they all lived happily ever after. The end...WHAT THE FIRETRUCK DID I JUST READ?!?!
