#1 Posted by Meticulous (606 posts) - - Show Bio

Just as it says. The Orchard is just that. An apple orchard to be precise. It is one of Horatio's favorite place to just relax. There is a cider mill, fresh hot doughnuts, and of course the fresh apples. There are many picnic areas as well, this thread is open to all.

Come dressed for the brisk fall weather and enjoy some R&R time. You can fight here as well if you would like, but please be respectful about it and don't take it out on the orchard itself.

#2 Posted by _Quickster_ (1531 posts) - - Show Bio

Sounds like a field trip!

#3 Posted by Meticulous (606 posts) - - Show Bio

On horseback Horatio rides into the orchard of his own name. One of many orchards owned by himself, just one of many ways Horatio funds his little heroic alter lifestyle. His horse named Rake feasts from the fallen apples in complete bliss, Horatio smiles as he takes in all the seasons colors and scents.

#4 Posted by _Quickster_ (1531 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh yeah. I could definitely see me pelting people with apples at thousands of miles per hour.

#5 Posted by Meticulous (606 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Quickster_: You should help with my production line. "God Emperor Quickster of speed packaging." will be your title.

#6 Posted by _Quickster_ (1531 posts) - - Show Bio

@Meticulous: Oh, my. You got me feeling all giddy inside. Whoo!

But how do I know it's not gonna be a hamster-running-on-a-wheel-to-power-a-facility type thing?

#7 Posted by Meticulous (606 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Quickster_: Well that is an idea... Not needed. Horatio has the super science for energy under control, I was thinking more along the lines of super fast packaging. for shipments. You package and load 25 trucks a day, four days a week, and you get a % of the profits. Lets say 10%.

#8 Posted by _Quickster_ (1531 posts) - - Show Bio

@Meticulous: I want a commission!

#9 Posted by Meticulous (606 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Quickster_: You only get commission if you pull double duty. I can't pull the commission away from the sales team. >.>

#10 Posted by _Quickster_ (1531 posts) - - Show Bio

@Meticulous: Pssh! I could do that and a sales team's job! I'm marketable! Especially in Mazomanie! Slap my face on that...BAM! Instant monopoly!

#11 Posted by Meticulous (606 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Quickster_: Deal. It will cut costs to reduce my crew size. You will still have to earn enough to buy them out first however, I run a good clean workplace with many perks. You retire the currant crew, and then you get a bigger slice. That is the offer.

#12 Posted by _Quickster_ (1531 posts) - - Show Bio

@Meticulous: Hope you got soundproofing to take care of all the sonic BOOMS!

#13 Posted by Meticulous (606 posts) - - Show Bio

@_Quickster_: Makes an important phone call. "You start tomorrow. Here is your first pay check in advance. Have a good night." writes Quickster a check for 60K.