Hello, I'm Jim the gym/local pub/storage place owner. You may remember me from my work on "Jim & Easter Bunny: World's Finest", "A New Amalgam Universe: Lobo Hamster", and "Non-DC or Marvel Stuff Re-Imagined: Minor Characters from Santa Hamster". No? Oh, yeah, none of those were ever actually made. WELL, YOUR LOSS! THEY WOULD'VE BEEN EPIC! 'Cuz I was gonna be in all of e'm.... well, in Lobo Hamster I technically would've been combined with Dawg, so I would've been Jim the Dawg... it still counts as me... Well, here's some other fan-fics GR2Blackout at one point was gonna make but got lazy and never made. That loser!
MARVEL RE-IMAGINED: M.O.D.O.K., Secret Agent!
M.O.D.O.K. and Howard the Duck have just moved into their new house in England.
"Aaah, England!", M.O.D.O.K. said, looking out the window, "Such an.... Englandy place. I'm glad we moved here, partner! Actually, the real reason we moved here was because we're now SECRET AGENTS! Woohoo!"
"QUACK", replied Howard.
"Hahaha, Howard, you're a hilarious generic comic relief side character...", said M.O.D.O.K., while trying on his cool secret agent sunglasses.
Suddenly, MODOK got a message from Colonel Fury.
"MODOK, some guy died in the house next door to you (which is convenient, since it's not to far from you) and you MUST go see what happened", Fury said, "I'd investigate myself, but I'm busy... assembling a team..."
"Wow, a hint at some upcoming major event for Marvel Re-Imagined", MODOK pointed out, "He's Nick Fury, he said assemble... wonder what it could be!"
At the house next door....
MODOK suddenly busted down the door and ran in with a gun.
"FREEZE, YOU'RE ALL UNDER AREST", yelled MODOK.
"QUACK", replied Howard, putting on his cool secret agent sunglasses.
Surprised, the people in the house all froze in place.
"CHEEZ-IT, IT'S THE FEDS!", yelled one of the guys.
"We're in England, you should be saying 'Muffin, it is the authorities!'", said the person next to him.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU IS DEAD?", MODOK yelled.
"Uh, you mean the dead body we hid in the crumpet factory I MEAN, UH, THE PERSON WHO WE DIDN'T MURDER?", the person said.
"QUACK", Howard said to MODOK.
"What, Howard?", asked MODOK, "You think we should look in the crumpet factory? Why would you say that? Oh, wait... TO THE CRUMPET FACTORY!"
"QUACK", replied Howard, running to the MODOK Mobile.
At the crumpet factory...
"YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!", MODOK yelled, bursting down the door with his gun in his hand.
"QUACK", replied Howard, putting on his cool secret agent sunglasses.
"MUFFIN, IT IS THE AUTHORITIES!", yelled one of the crumpet factory employees.
"Where's the dead body?", MODOK asked, pointing his gun at some random guy in the corner, "HUH? TELL ME OR IMMA MOIDER YER BRAINS OUT!"
"AAAAH!", screamed the random guy, "I DUNNO, I DON'T EVEN WORK HERE, I JUST LIKE STANDING IN THE CORNERS OF CRUMPET FACTORIES! ASK THE GUY HOLDING THE SEVERED HEAD IN HIS HANDS!"
"QUACK", Howard said to the guy with the severed head in his hands.
"I know what you're doing!", said the guy with the severed head in his hands, "You're doing good cop/bad cop!"
"QUACK QUACK QUACK", Howard said to the guy with the severed head in his hands as he kicked a garbage can over.
"AAAAH!", screamed the guy, "GOOD COP! CONTROL YOUR PARTNER, HE'S GOIN' NUTS! HE JUST KICKED OVER A GARBAGE CAN! HE'S INSANE!"
"Alright, alright, he's had enough!", MODOK said, running up and pushing Howard back, "Listen, just tell us what happened and..."
Just then, the guy ran off.
"AAAH!", screamed MODOK, "He's running very slowly! I can't ever catch up to him at this rate!"
"QUACK", said Howard, jumping into the way and tackling the guy.
"You got him, bad cop!", MODOK cheered, "WE SAVED THE DAY!"
"But you never found out who killed the person!", said one of the guys.
"WE SAVED THE DAY, I SAID...", MODOK grunted angrily.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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