Batman vs Anyone

I often find new heroes and google them "vs. Batman" and this forum always pops up and the general consensus is, with prep time, Batman would beat them all.

Are there any heroes Batman fans agree he wouldn't stand a chance against?

Conditions: Any or all versions of Batman with any knowledge/tech/equip he has acquired.

Several years of prep time.

Fight takes place wherever Batman wants.

1v1 fights only.

Too many to list.

Several years of prep time?! Faints.

Anyone with better prep than him. Constantine, those kinds of people.

Maybe Doctor Strange

It used to be Dr. Doom, but it seems like it's Thanos nowadays.

No one beats Batman with prep.

@Israphael said:

No one beats Batman with prep.

Constantine, Doom, Thanos, Professor Zoom, Phoenix, Dr. Solar come to mind

@protectyournose said:

@Israphael said:

No one beats Batman with prep.

You both sound idiotic sorry. Living Tribunal, The Presence, TOAA, Celetials, and many many more that could wipe away Batman no matter how much prep he had.

@PlasticBag: Keep dreaming.

There's a load of people who could beat batman with prep. Some of them have already been listed but there are many more.

@herb_roy_33 said:

I often find new heroes and google them "vs. Batman" and this forum always pops up and the general consensus is, with prep time, Batman would beat them all.

Are there any heroes Batman fans agree he wouldn't stand a chance against?

Conditions: Any or all versions of Batman with any knowledge/tech/equip he has acquired.

Several years of prep time.

Fight takes place wherever Batman wants.

1v1 fights only.

Bec Noir.

Random teleport murders/blowing up the entire planet/decimating the entire universe in one attack for the win!

@Guardian_of_Gravity: 2 days prep; Anti-Bec Noir spray.

Batman vs Wanda, prep or no prep, Batman fails. Since there is Prep, Wanda solos. Batman can not do anything about her reality warping or her Magical powers. Or her toonforce, she could easily turn Batman into cheese.

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity: 2 days prep; Anti-Bec Noir spray.

You need to be close to use a spray. The red miles can attack every point of a universe from well outside a universe.

@Guardian_of_Gravity: Batman uses his anti-Bec Noir detection device so he can't be attacked and his Bec Noir attractor device to bring him to his knees w here he can then be sprayed with the Anti-Bec Noir spray.

batman could probably beat most characters given as much prep as he wants and the ability to use a trap a la tower of babel

that said i'm not a batman fan-boy its more that that's really the nature of his character to come up with ways of taking out whoever hes up against he also has a good chance considering i would put his planning around the level of prometheus who is only really stopped when there is a variable he could not possibly predict (i.e catwoman) and since this is a set battle that wouldn't occur

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity: Batman uses his anti-Bec Noir detection device so he can't be attacked and his Bec Noir attractor device to bring him to his knees w here he can then be sprayed with the Anti-Bec Noir spray.

Are you sure he doesn't use his Adam West monologue to paralyze everyone while he blathers on about justice while chewing the scenery hard enough to leave holes in adamantium?

@Guardian_of_Gravity said:

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity: Batman uses his anti-Bec Noir detection device so he can't be attacked and his Bec Noir attractor device to bring him to his knees w here he can then be sprayed with the Anti-Bec Noir spray.

Are you sure he doesn't use his Adam West monologue to paralyze everyone while he blathers on about justice while chewing the scenery hard enough to leave holes in adamantium?

I'm pretty sure he just defeats everyone at the same time using the awesomeness of his Batmobile.

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity said:

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity: Batman uses his anti-Bec Noir detection device so he can't be attacked and his Bec Noir attractor device to bring him to his knees w here he can then be sprayed with the Anti-Bec Noir spray.

Are you sure he doesn't use his Adam West monologue to paralyze everyone while he blathers on about justice while chewing the scenery hard enough to leave holes in adamantium?

I'm pretty sure he just defeats everyone at the same time using the awesomeness of his Batmobile.

Does he at least get to use his Bale growl?

@O'chunks said:

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity said:

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity: Batman uses his anti-Bec Noir detection device so he can't be attacked and his Bec Noir attractor device to bring him to his knees w here he can then be sprayed with the Anti-Bec Noir spray.

Are you sure he doesn't use his Adam West monologue to paralyze everyone while he blathers on about justice while chewing the scenery hard enough to leave holes in adamantium?

I'm pretty sure he just defeats everyone at the same time using the awesomeness of his Batmobile.

Does he at least get to use his Bale growl?

Stop. Just stop. That's unbelievable facerolling stompfesting spite.

@Israphael said:

@O'chunks said:

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity said:

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity: Batman uses his anti-Bec Noir detection device so he can't be attacked and his Bec Noir attractor device to bring him to his knees w here he can then be sprayed with the Anti-Bec Noir spray.

Are you sure he doesn't use his Adam West monologue to paralyze everyone while he blathers on about justice while chewing the scenery hard enough to leave holes in adamantium?

I'm pretty sure he just defeats everyone at the same time using the awesomeness of his Batmobile.

Does he at least get to use his Bale growl?

Stop. Just stop. That's unbelievable facerolling stompfesting spite.

Or worse yet, an Adam West monologue combined with a Bale growl. The Dark gods themselves would shudder in uncontrollable terror.

@herb_roy_33 said:

I often find new heroes and google them "vs. Batman" and this forum always pops up and the general consensus is, with prep time, Batman would beat them all.

Are there any heroes Batman fans agree he wouldn't stand a chance against?

Conditions: Any or all versions of Batman with any knowledge/tech/equip he has acquired.

Several years of prep time.

Fight takes place wherever Batman wants.

1v1 fights only.

Yeah batfanboys are curious animals, don't pay too much attention to the batprep syndrome.

ANY version? Then no one. You can't beat the bat utility belt of the old Adam west tv show. It had everything. Now comic versions? The ultimate powers like TOAA, Living Tribunal, The Pressence, etc. But he already has Amazo armor, and with prep could do a lot. So there are many he couldn't beat without help, but it's difficult to say who.

@PlasticBag said:

@protectyournose said:

@Israphael said:

No one beats Batman with prep.

You both sound idiotic sorry. Living Tribunal, The Presence, TOAA, Celetials, and many many more that could wipe away Batman no matter how much prep he had.

They are no match for Batman, he only needs his bat stare to win.

@O'chunks said:

@Israphael said:

@O'chunks said:

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity said:

@Israphael said:

@Guardian_of_Gravity: Batman uses his anti-Bec Noir detection device so he can't be attacked and his Bec Noir attractor device to bring him to his knees w here he can then be sprayed with the Anti-Bec Noir spray.

Are you sure he doesn't use his Adam West monologue to paralyze everyone while he blathers on about justice while chewing the scenery hard enough to leave holes in adamantium?

I'm pretty sure he just defeats everyone at the same time using the awesomeness of his Batmobile.

Does he at least get to use his Bale growl?

Stop. Just stop. That's unbelievable facerolling stompfesting spite.

Or worse yet, an Adam West monologue combined with a Bale growl. The Dark gods themselves would shudder in uncontrollable terror.

What would that make him? Double omnipotent?

Im sorry but batman barely survives in gotham,everyone overhypes him and says "Omg with 6,000billion years of prep he is god" how many times has he fought bane? bane as one dimensional as he is still broke batmans back and could of killed him but didnt.

There are people that FLAT OUT beat him but no one is ever motivated to.

Mr.freeze is 1,Im keeping it within gotham because anything out of gotham is a mismatch.

Batman can't even beat Superman with sufficient prep.

Years of prep may be longer, but still won't help him with tougher characters.

@PlasticBag said:

@protectyournose said:

@Israphael said:

No one beats Batman with prep.

You both sound idiotic sorry. Living Tribunal, The Presence, TOAA, Celetials, and many many more that could wipe away Batman no matter how much prep he had.

Now come on, lets not insult. we wanna keep things nice and friendly dont we?

Some people believe Batman could take over the world.... I dont believe it at all, theirs to many people, they'd kill him, but everyone thinks different than others.

@herb_roy_33 said:

I often find new heroes and google them "vs. Batman" and this forum always pops up and the general consensus is, with prep time, Batman would beat them all.

Are there any heroes Batman fans agree he wouldn't stand a chance against?

Conditions: Any or all versions of Batman with any knowledge/tech/equip he has acquired.

Several years of prep time.

Fight takes place wherever Batman wants.

1v1 fights only.

There are plenty of people, but with enough prep he can beat any street leveler and most city levelers.

Batman.

Dr. Doom beats him with prep.

Just to point out to the people saying that "Batman can beat anyone".

To this day, he still hasn't managed to beat Superman in the comics, even while wielding Kryptonite -.-

This thread deserves a giant face palm! Way too many characters to even mention. Bats is one of my favorite characters of all time, but he is also one of the most overated when it comes to battles.

@Fuchsia_Nightingale said:

What is this cover for???

@PlasticBag:Bats can't Beat gangnam Deadpool =^-^=

@Fuchsia_Nightingale: I counter Gangman Deadpool with dancing West Batman.

Click on the image for the GIF.

@Fuchsia_Nightingale said:

@PlasticBag:Bats can't Beat gangnam Deadpool =^-^=

Bats would beat Deadpool without prep. Deadpool is a character that's massively overrated

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Batman can't even beat Superman with sufficient prep.

Years of prep may be longer, but still won't help him with tougher characters.

Prep time is an overrated concept in general. No earth based genius on Marvel or DC could beat Superman [at least not out of character] since he'd blitz their heads off before they could use whatever plot device tech they come up with.

@KentKobash said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Batman can't even beat Superman with sufficient prep.

Years of prep may be longer, but still won't help him with tougher characters.

Prep time is an overrated concept in general. No earth based genius on Marvel or DC could beat Superman [at least not out of character] since he'd blitz their heads off before they could use whatever plot device tech they come up with.

Yeah, I hate it when people say Batman automatically wins because of prep.

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@KentKobash said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Batman can't even beat Superman with sufficient prep.

Years of prep may be longer, but still won't help him with tougher characters.

Prep time is an overrated concept in general. No earth based genius on Marvel or DC could beat Superman [at least not out of character] since he'd blitz their heads off before they could use whatever plot device tech they come up with.

Yeah, I hate it when people say Batman automatically wins because of prep.

Almost every Earth Based genius has failed against top tier characters anyway

Batman = Superman

Iron Man = World War Hulk

Reed = Giant Robot

Doom = Sentry

Sivana = Captain Marvel

Terrific = Black Adam

Pym = Ultron

Will Magnus = Metal Man

To beat Superman you need cosmic level geniuses, Kang, High Evo, Brainiac 5, Majestic [although he'd beat him without prep] etc

@KentKobash:

I mostly agree with your statement, but you are missing Thanos from the cosmic level geniuses, and Dr.Doom has defeated Silver Surfer before.

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek:I didn't put characters like Thanos and Darkseid because they can beat Supes without prep, although I shouldn't have put down Majestic either

Doom beat Surfer in character, as I stated before if these high level characters were OOC they'd steamroll the geniuses.

Bats beating Supes always pissed me off. It's just ridiculous. I know Bats has Kryptonite but Supes still should be able to blitz the hell out of him before he can really do anything. I know this is just to make good stories but come on. Pure PIS, WIS, CIS and FIS lol!

@KentKobash: Oh. I wasn't aware that you were using Morals Off versions. In that case I'd agree with your statements.

Batman has never beaten Superman post crisis

@Fuchsia_Nightingale: Is that an actually Marvel Now cover? What series lol? I wanna check it out now! :?P

@PlasticBag:Alt cover to Avengers, its real, not a real series

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

@KentKobash said:

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Batman can't even beat Superman with sufficient prep.

Years of prep may be longer, but still won't help him with tougher characters.

Prep time is an overrated concept in general. No earth based genius on Marvel or DC could beat Superman [at least not out of character] since he'd blitz their heads off before they could use whatever plot device tech they come up with.

Yeah, I hate it when people say Batman automatically wins because of prep.

batman can't beat omnipotents and nigh-omnipotents except for the bat-mite