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On other web sites I be hearing all kinds of different opinions,like on bodybulding.com they say that if your under six foot you're automatically a beta.So in genaral what make a guy a alpha in your opinion?

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Attitude mainly, and the ability to back up your attitude. Whether it be by force or the force of your presence. Usually, force of presence works the best, because there's always someone who can beat your force eventually.

I used to be called an Alpha (though I never THOUGHT I was). I was mainly quite, but didn't take crap from anyone, and never backed down. I also wasn't afraid to speak up when I thought something was going down the wrong way.

I suppose it depends on the environment you're in as well. Trying to be an Alpha among body builders (so I've noticed, is like trying to see who's pee smells the strongest)

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So what does it mean to be a man... Pretty broad question but IMO

1) takes care of his family

2) works hard

3) accepts responsibility

4) accepts and learns from failures

5)keeps himself in shape.

6) role model for other young men and women

7) speaks his mind.

8) values his character above al things

9) remembers where he came from and who helped him on his journey on finding out who he is.

10) respects women

11) defends the underdog

12) never shows an attitude or displays dissatisfaction

13) humble

14) Good steward

15) respectful toward other opinions.

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@gpower said:

if your under six foot you're automatically a beta.

This is true.

under 5'6 is a dwarf

5'6 to 5'11 is a manlet

6'0 is painfully average

6'1 to 6'4 is master race

over 6'4 is a lanklet monster

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The size of your heart

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Using the term Alpha male insures you are not an Alpha male.

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@jonez_ said:
@gpower said:

if your under six foot you're automatically a beta.

This is true.

under 5'6 is a dwarf

5'6 to 5'11 is a manlet

6'0 is painfully average

6'1 to 6'4 is master race

over 6'4 is a lanklet monster

The midget is me

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I'm just going to leave this here being only 5'10 sucks

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I pee with the seat down and also pee down the shower drain whenever I feel like it. My dominance is always asserted.

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1) Confidence

2) Competence

3) Influence

I'm 5'6, my friend group (including girls) probably averages about 5'11. Never been called beta once.

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@gpower: I've talked to a bunch of girls I'm close to (mom, sister, friends) about what is most attractive.

And the top two things that kept coming up were confidence/charisma and height.

So yeah, you're screwed. Sorry manlet.

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@jonez_ said:

@gpower: I've talked to a bunch of girls I'm close to (mom, sister, friends) about what is most attractive.

And the top two things that kept coming up were confidence/charisma and height.

So yeah, you're screwed. Sorry manlet.

Let's hope there's still time i'm only 17 and i'm 5'11 with shoes they says some boys don't stop growing into 21 so maybe I can some day join the master race.

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No one who calls themself an alpha male is an alpha male and no one who worries about height is an alpha male.

It's confidence and presence.

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@hyiena said:

Using the term Alpha male insures you are not an Alpha male.

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#16  Edited By dernman

Alpha? pfft

I care not about alphas. I'm a Dernman.

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Having the biggest reproductive organ

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Usually to establish dominance I piss on their foot while staring into their eyes.

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@gpower said:
@jonez_ said:

@gpower: I've talked to a bunch of girls I'm close to (mom, sister, friends) about what is most attractive.

And the top two things that kept coming up were confidence/charisma and height.

So yeah, you're screwed. Sorry manlet.

Let's hope there's still time i'm only 17 and i'm 5'11 with shoes they says some boys don't stop growing into 21 so maybe I can some day join the master race.

Look into HGH, boylet. Or else you're never joining my master race. The clock is ticking.

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Alpha? pfft

I care not about alphas. I'm a Dernman.

Words of a true beta.

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The number of horses you murdered..... If it less than seven you're a saggy homeless girly boob.

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#21  Edited By dernman

@jonez_ said:
@gpower said:
@jonez_ said:

@gpower: I've talked to a bunch of girls I'm close to (mom, sister, friends) about what is most attractive.

And the top two things that kept coming up were confidence/charisma and height.

So yeah, you're screwed. Sorry manlet.

Let's hope there's still time i'm only 17 and i'm 5'11 with shoes they says some boys don't stop growing into 21 so maybe I can some day join the master race.

Look into HGH, boylet. Or else you're never joining my master race. The clock is ticking.

@dernman said:

Alpha? pfft

I care not about alphas. I'm a Dernman.

Words of a true beta.

Says an omega.

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I'm beautiful, smart, funny and pretty much have the best tits ever

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I'm beautiful, smart, funny and pretty much have the best tits ever

You better be a female or that's just disturbing. :p

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@dernman said:
@cheesyfries said:

I'm beautiful, smart, funny and pretty much have the best tits ever

You better be a female or that's just disturbing. :p

Female who's the alpha male

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@dernman said:
@cheesyfries said:

I'm beautiful, smart, funny and pretty much have the best tits ever

You better be a female or that's just disturbing. :p

Female who's the alpha male

chah Didn't they ever tell you a female can do whatever a man can do and do it better?

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@dernman said:
@cheesyfries said:
@dernman said:
@cheesyfries said:

I'm beautiful, smart, funny and pretty much have the best tits ever

You better be a female or that's just disturbing. :p

Female who's the alpha male

chah Didn't they ever tell you a female can do whatever a man can do and do it better?

Damn right I can. I'm better, smaller, tighter and I can slap harder than any man.

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I'm beautiful, smart, funny and pretty much have the best tits ever

Pics or it didn't happen

; P

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#29  Edited By CheesyFries

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@cheesyfries said:

I'm beautiful, smart, funny and pretty much have the best tits ever

Pics or it didn't happen

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There you go :]

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#30  Edited By Mooty_Pass
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Attitude mainly, and the ability to back up your attitude. Whether it be by force or the force of your presence. Usually, force of presence works the best, because there's always someone who can beat your force eventually.

I used to be called an Alpha (though I never THOUGHT I was). I was mainly quite, but didn't take crap from anyone, and never backed down. I also wasn't afraid to speak up when I thought something was going down the wrong way.

I suppose it depends on the environment you're in as well. Trying to be an Alpha among body builders (so I've noticed, is like trying to see who's pee smells the strongest)

This guys is RIGHT. In High School hanging out with my group of friends people thought I was running the group, I was the leader the Alpha Male. I couldn't understand why? I was TOO quite I never talked much. My posture was always calm and collective. NOT assertive or agressive. I would only speak if I thought I could actually engage in a conversation that I had knowledge about. Other than that I was quite minding my own business and reading my comic books. I wasn't mean I was actually nice I felt bad because people were afraid to talk to me. I was the NERD and people were afraid to talk to ME?????.....WOW.

Now mind you i'm really short i'm 5'4 and people thought I was the BOSS of the group LOL they thought I was the Alpha Male in the group...my friends even made comments about it. LOL

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@dernman said:
@jonez_ said:
@dernman said:

Alpha? pfft

I care not about alphas. I'm a Dernman.

Words of a true beta.

Says an omega.

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@jonez_: good job keyboard warrior.

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#35  Edited By Jonez_

@cheesyfries said:
@ecthelion said:
@cheesyfries said:

I'm beautiful, smart, funny and pretty much have the best tits ever

Pics or it didn't happen

; P

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There you go :]

Hold a piece of paper with your username on it and then take the picture.

For scientific reasons.

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@jonez_: You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you frickinmoron.

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@jonez_ said:
@cheesyfries said:
@ecthelion said:
@cheesyfries said:

I'm beautiful, smart, funny and pretty much have the best tits ever

Pics or it didn't happen

; P

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There you go :]

Hold a piece of paper with your username on it and then take the picture.

For scientific reasons.

That's so much work. I can just give you my facebook. I use this username for everything.

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@dernman said:

@jonez_: You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you frickinmoron.

Gorilla Warfare is the blood sport in which man is pitted against ape in a brutal battle of the body and mind.

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@jonez_ said:
@dernman said:

@jonez_: You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you frickinmoron.

Gorilla Warfare is the blood sport in which man is pitted against ape in a brutal battle of the body and mind.

Yes...Yes very good comeback lets see what dernman has up his sleeve.

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@jonez_ said:
@dernman said:

@jonez_: You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you frickinmoron.

Gorilla Warfare is the blood sport in which man is pitted against ape in a brutal battle of the body and mind.

What about ape men?

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@dernman said:
@jonez_ said:
@dernman said:

@jonez_: You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you frickinmoron.

Gorilla Warfare is the blood sport in which man is pitted against ape in a brutal battle of the body and mind.

What about ape men?

What about gorilla welfare?

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The need to overcompensate.

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@dernman said:
@jonez_ said:
@dernman said:

@jonez_: You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you frickinmoron.

Gorilla Warfare is the blood sport in which man is pitted against ape in a brutal battle of the body and mind.

What about ape men?

What about gorilla welfare?

Those hippies need to get a job.

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@dernman said:
@jonez_ said:
@dernman said:

@jonez_: You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you frickinmoron.

Gorilla Warfare is the blood sport in which man is pitted against ape in a brutal battle of the body and mind.

What about ape men?

What about gorilla welfare?

Now that's just racist.

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Alpha Males on a Comic Book website lmfao!

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@jonez_ said:
@cheesyfries said:
@dernman said:
@jonez_ said:
@dernman said:

@jonez_: You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you frickinmoron.

Gorilla Warfare is the blood sport in which man is pitted against ape in a brutal battle of the body and mind.

What about ape men?

What about gorilla welfare?

Now that's just racist.

How?

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#48  Edited By dernman
@cheesyfries said:
@jonez_ said:
@cheesyfries said:
@dernman said:
@jonez_ said:
@dernman said:

@jonez_: You're trained in "gorilla" warfare? Is that when you beat someone to death with a banana? It's spelled guerilla you frickinmoron.

Gorilla Warfare is the blood sport in which man is pitted against ape in a brutal battle of the body and mind.

What about ape men?

What about gorilla welfare?

Now that's just racist.

How?

speciest?

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Not being a simp.

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@jonez_ said:
@gpower said:

if your under six foot you're automatically a beta.

This is true.

under 5'6 is a dwarf

5'6 to 5'11 is a manlet

6'0 is painfully average

6'1 to 6'4 is master race

over 6'4 is a lanklet monster

@gpower said:

I'm just going to leave this here being only 5'10 sucks

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5'9 is the average adult male height.