The Marriage of Jonez120 and Saint_Wildcard!!

Jonez120, a Viner you probably have never heard of, recently proposed to Saint Wildcard, the guy always talking about Man of Steel, and he said agreed! This shall be a wedding feast of the ages!!

Starring:

The Bride & Sexy Waifu: @saint_wildcard! The Hunky Husbando: @jonez120!

The Worst Best Man: @dagmar_merrill!

The Flower Girl: @arturocalakayvee!

And your Host.... @The_Deathstroker!!

They wanted a pic of their honey moon so here it is:

Yep. The pizza will be here shortly.

Enjoy the band I paid good money for while you wait:

Oh and yes, there are no women involved, I know. We're a bunch of sexist bastards.

#sausagefest

@jonez120!

@saint_wildcard!

@dagmar_merrill!

@arturocalakayvee!

@jonez120@saint_wildcard

So who's the dude?

Meh.

Jmarshmallow

@arturocalakayvee: I don't see you throwing any flowers around.

Pfffft...sausage fest.

Who took that picture?!

Can't a guy just have a gay cowboy honeymoon in peace?!

Isn't @saint_wildcard already married to Hookergeist?

Surprisingly enough there are no pictures of deadpool throwing flowers

Their marriage wasn't quit going so well and she "mysteriously" disappeared.

<.< >.>

@knightsofdarkness2: She and their son were killed.

@arturocalakayvee: Wouldn't this do?

I'm going to cry. Treat him right, SW.

Really?

@saint_wildcard YOU MONSTER!!!

Can't a guy go to sleep without waking up to his gay marriage?

Me

@humanrocket said:

@arturocalakayvee: Wouldn't this do?

YES BUT HOW

@arturocalakayvee: He has a flower bouquet?

I meant -- HOW DID YOU FIND IT

@arturocalakayvee: I'm lucky like that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@russellmania77: Jonez120. The Hunky Husbando.

W-wait... is it going on right now? Oh well then - sorry - I'll take a seat. I didn't bring any presents though. :/

The pizza deliveryman's car broke down. I'm off to go pick it up from the restaurant itself.

Hopefully you don't kill the chef again for giving you the wrong pizza. :P

@knightsofdarkness2: Hopefully the bastard doesn't give me the wrong pizza >;P

Gross

@The_Deathstroker: People only get married or killed (same thing) to boost sales. The Mrs. and I? Same month we got married, Darkhawk and Sleepwalker sales spiked. See, kids? Voodoo does work!

Congratulations, brothers.

Aw....

- TAS

Congrats :3

Where is the damn pizza!? It's been 15 hours already!

@knightsofdarkness2: Its a bloody longa$$ line. The bloody part just came recently.

Please don't tell me you killed everyone in the restaurant again for the 876th time. -_-

I'm afraid your going to need to take some anger management classes, Slade.

@knightsofdarkness2: .... No...... Of course not..... >_>

And I've already tried a therapist. She gave up on me.

هههههههه

WOOOOOO! Yay congratulations!!!

Congratulations! May your futures bring prosperity and happiness!

inner thoughts:Am I suppose to know who this people are?