Sammy Hagar says he was abducted by aliens

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In a new book...

Sammy Hagar has a new tell-all autobiography due out soon, and in it he says he was abducted by aliens.

The book, titled Red: My Uncensored Life in Rock revealed this information in an interview, saying he believes he was abducted. "[The aliens] plugged into me. It was a download situation... or, they uploaded something from my brain, like an experiment."

He also commented on Van Halen's new album with original singer David Lee Roth: "I heard it's not going so good. This is what I've heard through the grapevine, that they've already fired one producer and Ed [Van Halen - guitarist] and Dave [Lee Roth] supposedly can't be in the same room together. [I'm] doing Van Halen a favor with my book. It may put a fire under their asses to swallow some pride and make another record for the fans."

   
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#2  Edited By King_Saturn
hmmmm... now that's something
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#3  Edited By weaponmaster

Tequila-fueled delusion.
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#4  Edited By Catman9

Weird how aliens are always abducting stoners.

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#5  Edited By InnerVenom123
@Catman9 said:
" Weird how aliens are always abducting stoners. "
No one ever believes them. If they abducted a top scientist, sh!t would be real. Aliens are smarter than that.
 

OR ARE THEY?


 
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This is some good sh!t bra...
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#6  Edited By Catman9
@InnerVenom123: True. Or maybe the aliens are other stoners in masks trying to get the stoner to tell them where he keeps his stash.
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#7  Edited By joshmightbe

I doubt that aliens abducted him or anybody really but statistically speaking their pretty much has to be other life bearing planets in the universe it could just be plant life or simple animals but the point is it is more than likely alien life in some form 

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#8  Edited By SoA

sammy hagar is a tool

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#9  Edited By BiteMe-Fanboy

DLR ftw.

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#10  Edited By CATPANEXE

I'm sure he didn't need to be abducted, and just went willingly once "anal probing" was mentioned.
Actually they said " All you can eat baby back ribs" but Sammy heard "anal probing"....
 
 
...wait, that was me. never mind. ):

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#11  Edited By King_Saturn
I wonder if the Aliens attempted to rape him... 
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#12  Edited By spartan92

 
 
 
 ^^^^^^^^^^
 
 
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#13  Edited By Billy Batson
Who hasn't? :PPPPP
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#15  Edited By goldenshot80
@King Saturn:An alien way of rape? lawl
 
@spartan92:LMAO
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He said that?!?  Really??
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#17  Edited By King_Saturn
@goldenshot80 said:
" @King Saturn:An alien way of rape? lawl
 
@spartan92:LMAO "
yup
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