Batfleck- Oliver Queen? Bruce Wayne. I hear you...
Ollie- My Name is Oliver Queen.
Batfleck- Uh..I just said..
Ollie- After five years in hell, I returned home with only one goal: to save my city. But my old approach wasn't enough. I had to become someone else. I had to become something else. I had to become the Green Arrow.
Batfleck- Woah...that's deep bro.
Ollie- Yes. I know.
Batfleck- I can totally relate though. We should totally trade MySpaces.
Ollie- Wow I thought I was the only one who still had one of those.
Batfleck- As If! Alfred wanted me to get into this whole snap chat and twitter thing...but I was like dude where's the sick profile layouts. I need my sick profile layouts.
Ollie- Yea. I asked my on again off again love interest if she wanted to be in my top 8..and she just started laughing.
Batfleck- Not cool bro. The Top 8 is sacred.
Ollie- I know right!! Hey what's your opinion on ninjas?
Batfleck- I'm prokicking them in the face and defeating their leader. It sounds soft..but I kinda used to be a ninja so you know.
Ollie- ME TOO!! OK, name your greatest ninja enemy on three. Ready 1,2,3!
Both- Ra's AL Gual.
Batfleck- Didnt we just become best friends.
Ollie- I think we just became best friends.
Batfleck- Oh my God, OH my God. I totally have to call Alfred.
Ollie- Yea I'll call Felicity. She'll be so jealous.
Batfleck- Hey you wanna go find some bad guys later and like vaguely imply that we may have possibly killed them?
Ollie- Does it have to be vague?
Batfleck- Dude awesome!!! Sometimes I like to ask cool one liners before I get into fights like. "Do you bleed? You will!"
Ollie- That's so cool. Wanna hear mine? OK I say their name and then I'm all like "You have failed this city!!"
Batfleck- THAT'S SO BADASS!
Ollie- I know right!!
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