Ewoks eat people

I was watching Return Of The Jedi and realized those little bastards were ready to eat Han and Luke.

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Has no one ever brought this point up before? Yea the little fur balls were all about eating them until Luke freaked them out with the flying 3po thing

That's actually horrifying when you think about it. Picture a hungry Ewok loose in an elementary school.

Ewok looks creepy as hell anyways.

@TheGoldenOne said:

@cattlebattle said:

lol

thats actually quite disturbing.

This does make me wonder what happened to the captured storm troopers after the battle

That explains why there were no Storm Trooper bodies after the battle of Endor...

does that mean that instead of a funeral when Luke was burning Darth Vader at the end the Ewoks were actually cooking him

does that mean that instead of a funeral when Luke was burning Darth Vader at the end the Ewoks were actually cooking him

@Dracade102: I believe we've just turned Jedi into a horror movie

@Dracade102: I believe we've just turned Jedi into a horror movie

@Dracade102: Technically they'd only be cannibals if they ate other Ewoks

@Dracade102: Technically they'd only be cannibals if they ate other Ewoks

@Dracade102: I suppose it's possible

Why do you think the trilogy ended there? What do you think happened after the big celebration, when all the rebels passed out? The only reason they didn't include that part in the film was because Warwick Davis is deathly allergic to fava beans.

those are some freaky bastards... lol

YIKES!

Lol... I always thought they were cute until now...

Sort of like how I thought raccoons were adorable,,,until I saw their teeth...

@whacknasty: I stopped thinking raccoons were cute after I saw a particularly big one kill a dog

@cyberninja said:

That's what I think when I saw PSA.