Best Pick Up Lines

If you didn't, then why did you question my age in the first place. :P jk But your comment is still a little self-contradicting.

@knightsofdarkness2: I was making a flipping joke since you said you were 12 and your post was dirty, brah.

Hey, are you a flower? Because I just wanna pick you up.

Ay girl, are you a fan?

@thanofleeze: The best pick up line of all time-

Gets them every time. (But seriously don't use pickup lines)

Pizza?

You: Hey, do you like pizza?

Her: Yeah

You: wanna f*ck?

5% of the time, it works everytime.

http://www.sex-panther.com/

60% of the time, it works every time

Can't forget the classics. Works every time....

every time. Two percent of the time.

I'm trying to think of some that are relevant to Comic Vine. The first one I came up with was "Are you Rocket Racoon? Cause there ain't nothing like you!"

@chaos911 said:

@judasnixon said:

@longbowhunter

I can't stop laughing about this. Wasn't there a thread about this

You know when you randomly remember something hilarious aaaaaages later and it cracks you up all over again?

IT'S HAPPENING XD XD XD

@xnahtebx: Sitting here reminiscing about old nonsense with my girlfriend and this pops back up. Too perfect.

@longbowhunter: That serendipity =D

"Hi"

"Listen: I'm a mature person and you're a mature person, so why don't we just skip all the bullshit, get rid of our inhibitions, and DO what we really wanna DO?"

Here's a tip:

Don't use pickup lines.

@tsoj said:

Made me chuckle.

LMAO

Hows it hangin sweetmama?

As with most things in life, the freshest prince has all the answers.

Excuse me, Miss, are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

my ideal body weight is you on top of me

this?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'm gonna have to remember this one.

@samimista: Sami !!! *covers your eyes*

@luna_joestar: I blame my hormones on this! DX *cries*

@samimista: *defends you*

i'm pretty proud of it