What is the most mismatched battle you can think of?

Batman with infinite prep and access to every artifact of power in comics vs All the mutants who were depowered on M-day, with no prep the moment they were depowered.

@AngryHulks: Well that beats anything I can think of

vs

Justin Bieber vs, The Marvel Universe good bye Justin.

Here's another.

Jabba the Hut

Barry Allen

In a race from New York to Los Angeles.

@Battle_Forum_Junkie: To be honest, I think Jabba wins.

Heres another one

Bart Simpson (as Bartman)

vs

Saint of Killers

Bart Simpson murderstomps in the worse possible way! I don't know how but he does.

@AngryHulks said:

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I burst out laughing.

@KingOfAsh said:

vs

Can that please actually happen?

ME VS YOU!!!

@battle_forum_junkie: Heres some more:

Galactus

and

the Celestials

vs

A door.......................

the door curbstomps in the worse possible way! Galactus and the Celestials carn't fit though it LMFAO!!!!!!

Anti-Monitor

vs

The entire EPA organization

Lady Shiva (the woman who did the impossible!....... she beat Batman)

vs

Pre-Recton Beyonder

The Endless

vs

The Ghostbusters!!!!!!!!!!!!

@battle_forum_junkie:

And finally!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ultron!

vs

WALL-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@jackknight:

Hey, when you can beat Batman Beyonder is nothing! XD

IG Thanos vs farmer with shotgun.

@battle_forum_junkie: Yea you said it LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! XD

What about the other mismatched fights I made?

@jackknight:

The Ghostbusters stomp once they cross the streams.

And Ultron will probably just step on WALL-E.

A literal stomp! :D

Superman w/ one week prep vs Batman w/ one week sundipping.

1. From a logical sense, trash. Makes no sense as Firelord gave a Thor a decent fight. Still love though :D

2. Spider-Man has never actually beaten the Fantastic Four. The best he was able to do was hold of a mind controlled FF for a few pages before being overwhelmed, and left at the Thing's mercy.

3.Again didn't actually defeat them, just snuck past Professor X's telepathy and Wolverine's senses (the real PIS), avoided and got the f$ck out of there. However, Spider-Man actually did defeat a earlier team which consisted of Iceman, Beast (back when he had Big feet and hands with no fur) and Cyclops.

4. In fairness, Colossus was holding back. And AxV was bad writing all round.

And Wet Concrete>>>>>>>>God Blast :P

None of those make sense ... and yet they all happened. Which is why I made mention in a manner oozing with sarcasm and incredulity. Doubly so cuz many a Spider-Man fan actually use these showings as though they need be taken credibly in many a debate.

And Spider-Man actually held off the FF and looked to have the upper hand throughout in a 1970's showing outside of the one you're referring to.

This was so deliciously evil >:)

Loeb vs Logical Writing

Rob Liefeld Vs Proportions

Maturity Vs. Trolls

Sarcasm!!!!!!! I would have never guessed otherwise

They are bad eggs in all fan sections. Spider-Man has a particularly large fan base, since he is Marvel's flagship character (okay one of marvel's flagship characters :P). Many fans get more rational with time, like your truly :) . Spider-Man vs Wolverine isn't the flame war hotbed it used to be, and Spider-Man fans are not Wolverine's greatest enemies, not anymore. Bendis and Yost are :P

Is that the issue where Spider-Man tried to join the fantastic four for money? During that time, Grimm was no where near the strength level he was now, and the invisible woman's only power, was only being invisible IIRC. He should have lost as classic Spider-Man well, fought like a spade.

As for Spider-Man beating early X-men group, I don't think that writing is as nearly as bad as the other examples, merely because the X-Men back then were not very good.

Also, I should inform you that the "Strongest Character Spider-Man can beat" has been locked by request. Your plan to bump it every three months to remind me of my earlier days has died on it feet :D

TOAA (or any other true omnipotent) vs. any non-omnipotent would be the most mismatched battle possible, even more mismatched than Eternity vs. a lone Cardassian.

I lol'd at the Bendis and Yost comment.

Yeah ... I know. Damn god_spawn for robbing me of my fun!! *Shakes fist*

World Breaker Hulk vs a baby....

Is that the question? I would say anyone vs jazz, the guy whose power is having blue skin.

@battle_forum_junkie: Yea you said it again!!!!! XD

What about Galactus and the Celestials vs a Door

and

Anti-Monitor vs The entire EPA organization?

VS.

Harry Styles is bloodlusted

Morals on for everyone else

Deadpool is under heavy influence of mind altering drugs

Standard Gear

Fight takes place inside an indestructible glass cube hovering over 50,000 12 year old 1D fangirls (Oxygen hole included)

Toilet breaks will be made optional after the first 10 minutes

Win by Death

Who wins?

Edit: Deadpool is wearing his yellow panties on his head

SUPERMAN VS VOLDEMORT

Daredevil vs Zebra !!

@battle_forum_junkie: Heres some more:

The most interesting man in the world

vs

The one above all

Well it's probably the least unfair fight I can think of but still LOL!

The In-Betweener

vs

The Inbetweeners (The UK version/Original)

This is kindof unfair, four Inbetweeners > one In-Betweener LMAO!!!!!!!!

The A Team (with infinite prep time)

vs

both

Lucifer Morningstar

&

Michael Demiurgos

Spiderman vs Hercules

@battle_forum_junkie: AND FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The biggest mismatch EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darkseid and Apocalypse

vs

A set of stairs!

and

ATABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty clear how this battle ends LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

This

@soa said:

Favorite Pic ever... I got one Magneto VS the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz... lets take bets people!

MAGIC CARP VS SSJ4 GOKU. BEST MISMATCH.

Hulk vs Jubilee

The Spectre vs Daenerys Targaryen

dccomicsrule2011 vs Buckshot in a debate.

Oh snap.

CHUCK NORRIS WITH JUST UZIS.

VS

CHUCK NORRIS WINS IN JUST 10 MINUTES 12 SECONDS INFINITE SLAUGHTER GENOCIDAL MASSACRE KILLING SPREE WTF TROLOLOLOLOL GOD STOMP.

OMG! I literally poked both my eyes with the thoughts that gave me.

Bambi vs. Godzilla...

Here's mine:

All bloodlusted

Vs:

Every character ever to appear in a comic book ever even if it was one background spot and then never heard from again.
vs
A lamp.

Ultimate Way Big (Ben 10) vs Damian Wayne

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles-7/hulk-vs-toaamarvel-409100/

Couldn't have said it any better

@battle_forum_junkie: Oh! now heres a good one! :3

Red Lanterns

vs

Redshirts from Star Trek

Rules:

• Red Lanterns are bloodlust and morals are off.
• Redshirts are not bloodlust and morals are on.
• Red Lanterns are that full power and also have the Butcher.
• Redshirts only have a phaser each and they don't have Captain Kirk with them.
• Round 1 takes place on the Enterprise.
• Round 2 takes place on Ysmault.
• Round 3 takes place god knows where!!!!!!!!

WHO WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres another one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COIE Anti-Monitor at 10000000000000000000000000000%

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David Hasselhoff!

NO ONE BEATS THE HOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!