Lame Superhero Jokes

Warning: the following jokes are rated R for atrocious humor and unfunny puns. You have been warned.

Q: What do you call a Christian superhero team?

A: A-Men.

Q: What do you call Jeph Loeb's Ultimatum?

A: Nothing. That's the whole joke.

Q: What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the car?

A: "Robin. Get in the car."

If anyone else has got more funny superhero jokes, feel free to share!

just let me go and find any deadpool comic....

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@Veshark said:

Q: What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the car?

A: "Robin. Get in the car."

someone needs to explain me this one

*Insert Dick Grayson joke here*

@The_Lunact_And_Manic said:

*Insert Dick Grayson joke here*

something like this?

@Timandm Haha glad you liked them, but I felt ashamed just typing the Batman one out XD

@Jorgevy It's funny because it's taken literally. Don't worry, if you don't get it, it probably means you have an actual, working sense of humor!

@Timandm Haha glad you liked them, but I felt ashamed just typing the Batman one out XD

@Jorgevy It's funny because it's taken literally. Don't worry, if you don't get it, it probably means you have an actual, working sense of humor!

@Timandm Haha tell me how that goes! I told my mom, and she kind of just stared at me and gave me the 'Sometimes I worry about you' look. XD

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Q: What's Dock Ock's favorite movie?

A: Octopussy

Q: How do you describe Two-Face?

A: Half of the man he used to be

Q: Which super hero runs in marathons?

A: Irun Man

Q: What does Superman’s use to eat cereal?

A: A Superbowl

Q: Why is Spiderman such good baseball player?

A: He knows how to catch flies.

Q: What is Spider-Man’s favorite month?

A: Web-ruary

Q: Why did Spiderman get in trouble with his aunt?

A: He spent too much time on the web.

Q: What do you get when you combine Robin with a milk shake machine?

A: Robin the Boy Blender.

Q: What did Bruce Wayne’s mommy put over his crib?

A: A bat mobile.

Q: Why did it take Thor so long to find his brother?

A: He couldn’t Lokite him.

Q: What was Captain America when he was younger?

A: Lieutenant America

Q: Why couldn’t Batman go fishing?

A: Robin ate all the worms.

Q: Why did all the pictures come out dark from the Superhero party?

A: They forgot to invite the Flash.

Q: Why did Wolverine bring Wonder Woman with him to the used car dealer?

A: So she could use her Lasso of Truth on the salesman.

Q: How does Spiderman communicate with other superheroes?

A: The world wide web.

Q: What do superheroes put in their drinks?

A: Just ice.

Q: Why was Batman so serious?

A: He wasn’t the Joker.

Q: What’s the difference between Batman and the Penguin?

A: Batman can go into a jewelry store without robin.

Q: What baseball position does Spiderman like most?

A: The outfield because he catches the most flies.

Q: What is Spiderman’s favorite day of the week?

A: Flyday.

Q: What is Thor’s favorite food?

A: Thor-tillas

Q: Why doesn’t Mr. Freeze have any friends?

A: He gives everyone the cold shoulder

Q: What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?

A: Don’t bug me.

Q: Which superhero won the best singer competition?

A: Captain American Idol

Q: How did Ant Man win the Nobel Peace Prize?

A: He was brill-ant.

Q: How does Ant Man keep his suit from getting wrinkled?

A: With help from Iron Man.

Q: What is a superhero's favorite part of the joke?

A: The "punch" line!

Q: Whats the difference between Green Lantern and a unicorn?

A: Nothing,theyre both fictional characters

Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month?

A: Ock-tober.

Q: Why did Bruce's date go badly?

A: Because he has BAT breath!

Q: Who is the sassiest supervillain?

A: Sassquatch.