...What if?
If DC acquired Thor?
@lvenger: @sheenlantern: his obviously talking about marvel's version
If Thor was DC: First off his name would be Hammer man instead of Thor. Second he'd have a big hammer symbol on his chest. Than ther would be a Red Hammer man, Blue Hammer, Yellow Hammer, Kid Hammer, Hammergiril, Hammerwoman, Dark Hammer, Bathammer, Antihammer, Powerhammer, Golden age Hammer and the Hammer man duo... Hammer&Nail. Batman would constantly show how stupid he is and Superman would constantly show how much of a jobber he is. Batman and Superman would be worthy enough to lift Miljnor and would have done kicked his a** with his own hammer a dozen times by now. He'd a had the obligatory DC sex with WW. And never ever ever ever ever had gotten a chance to shine and had his own movie. Maybe a cheep made for tv tween drama tho. So no.
@ganon15: @shazam117: @kfabz-23: ^^^
First off his name would be Hammer man instead of Thor. Second he'd have a big hammer symbol on his chest. Than ther would be a Red Hammer man, Blue Hammer, Yellow Hammer, Kid Hammer, Hammergirl, Hammerwoman, Dark Hammer, Bathammer, Antihammer, Powerhammer, Golden age Hammer and the Hammer man duo... Hammer&Nail. Batman would constantly show how stupid he is and Superman would constantly show how much of a jobber he is. Batman and Superman would be worthy enough to lift Miljnor and would have done kicked his a** with his own hammer a dozen times by now. He'd a had the obligatory DC sex with WW. And never ever ever ever ever had gotten a chance to shine and had his own movie. Maybe a cheep made for tv tween drama tho. So no.
@mrs_rogers: his been a jobber in marvel for while now. Angela battered him, in other media's Hulk beats him, Nick fury whispered etc. Just saying.
Thngs would happen
Indeed
@mrs_rogers: That made me laugh so hard
@mrs_rogers: lol but true.
@shazam117: They'd give him super combat reactionary speed, in which he'd be unbeatable
This
I would imagine he'd get his own title and see how popular he was and at some point he'd be dating Wonder Woman.
He'd be black.
They'd give him super combat reactionary speed, in which he'd be unbeatable
...jk :-)
Thngs would happen
Indeed
They might even, dare I say, use the character in a few comics.
Yeah, they'd probably add speed to add to his super strength, durability, etc. To complete the typical DC powerset: Super physicals.
Oh and I'd picture him hitting on either Diana, Karen or Barda. And you probably should just say Marvel's Thor in the title as Marvel doesn't own Norse Myth. Besides DC has their own Thor and their own version of Asgard and Odin.
@lvenger: @sheenlantern: his obviously talking about marvel's version
They can still technically use him. Open domain, bra.
Yeah, they'd probably add speed to add to his super strength, durability, etc. To complete the typical DC powerset: Super physicals.
Oh and I'd picture him hitting on either Diana, Karen or Barda. And you probably should just say Marvel's Thor in the title as Marvel doesn't own Norse Myth. Besides DC has their own Thor and their own version of Asgard and Odin.
The Thor picture in the OP is obviously Marvel's though, 'nuff said
@ganon15: Obviously, but well Thor's an open domain name. Gotta be specific and they have their own version regardless, so they might have to change his design.. x)
@ganon15: Obviously, but well Thor's an open domain name. Gotta be specific and they have their own version regardless, so they might have to change his design.. x)
Well since the question is about DC acquiring Thor, it's obviously not their own Thor lol
A blonde guy, he would say shazam a lot and jobber to superman every second day.
Sweet, he has the red beard and the gloves. It's mythologically accurate.
All the tables flipped over from when Thor lost his hammer recently would right themselves and then be flipped over again.
Well, a good ten percent of them would be. The rest would be sat at with dissenting but okayforthemostpart fanboys cos, hey, better that than PC White Knighting SJW Feminist Diversity Advocates keeping their manicured, unprivileged hands on him, amirite? (adjusts ovaries aggressively and scratches side of boob)
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