#1 Edited by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

Hi its me again, Wildvine. CapFanboy is unconscious, I mean, Taking a nap in his dressing room. So i'll be guest hosting hosting till he wakes up. Or the paramedics arrive. Whichever comes first. Okay, on with the show. Please welcome Bane from Batman & Robin and Bane from TDKR.

Okay, to avoid confusion i'm going to call you Big Foot. And you Sean, cause you sound like Sean Connery playing Darth Vader.

Bane (B&R) Big....Foot.....

Bane (TDKR) That ish not my name.

So Big Foot. A lot of people feel Batman and Robin was pure moo poo, that you were poorly portrayed, and kinda pointless in that movie. What are your thoughts to your critics?

Bane (B&R) Bane.....play....movie.

Wow. I'm sure people will look at you differently after today. But not really. Okay Sean,

Bane (TDKR) That ish not my name....

Your performance was a little better, aside from the accent. However, you only got to beat up older, retired Batman. Not really much to brag about there...

Follow up question, did you ever sneeze while wearing your face thingy?

Bane (TDKR) Uh, that never--

Did you ever get freaky with it?

Bane (TDKR) What? no it--

And why was there no mention of Harley Quinn in The Dark Knight?

Bane (TDKR) I washn't even in that!

Well, that wraps up another Gah--

Paramedic: Where's CapFanboy at?

Oh, down the hall, second door on the left. He's leaned over the bath tub.

#2 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey Cap, check it out. : )

#3 Posted by andrewtheking (960 posts) - - Show Bio

lol

#4 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

@andrewtheking said:

lol

(Bow) Thank you.

#5 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: I thought we said we weren't going with two banes...because it wouldn't be funny.

And you kinda forgot to send it to me before posting...

#6 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

I thought we said we weren't going with two banes...because it wouldn't be funny.

And you kinda forgot to send it to me before posting...

Huh? You said i could do whatever i wanted. And i need approval? For Gah!

#7 Posted by PatMcgroin (60 posts) - - Show Bio

Another Gah!reat issue.

#8 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

@PatMcgroin said:

Another Gah!reat issue.

o_-

See, Some people like appreciate my genius.

#9 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

I thought we said we weren't going with two banes...because it wouldn't be funny.

And you kinda forgot to send it to me before posting...

Huh? You said i could do whatever i wanted. And i need approval? For Gah!

Yeah...but I mean it's Gah! And I was kinda looking forward to boob windows and booty jokes. But yeah, do what you want. Two Banes is fine, I guess. And it was kinda funny.

I usually post guest Gah!s with a little intro...but whatever

#10 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

Yeah...but I mean it's Gah! And I was kinda looking forward to boob windows and booty jokes. But yeah, do what you want. Two Banes is fine, I guess. And it was kinda funny.

I usually post guest Gah!s with a little intro...but whatever

Excuse me for being original. And there was a reason you couldn't do the intro. Did you even read it?

#11 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Yeah...but I mean it's Gah! And I was kinda looking forward to boob windows and booty jokes. But yeah, do what you want. Two Banes is fine, I guess. And it was kinda funny.

I usually post guest Gah!s with a little intro...but whatever

Excuse me for being original. And there was a reason you couldn't do the intro. Did you even read it?

Come on wildvine, I didn't mean it like that.

Of course I read it. The intro could be me getting knocked out.

#12 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: So you're just not talking to me anymore? Fine. Do whatever you want.

#13 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

Fine. Do whatever you want.

I will. I'm going to do my own series. With real jokes. Not the same stupid recycled booty joke over and over again. Jerk.

#14 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Fine. Do whatever you want.

I will. I'm going to do my own series. With real jokes. Not the same stupid recycled booty joke over and over again. Jerk.

I don't know what just happened.

Now you're going too far. All I was saying was that you do it like all the other ones and that you send it to me since, y'know, I want to be involved in my own damn series. If you're going to be like this I'm not even gonna bother. Do whatever the hell you want.

#15 Edited by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

Whats your problem? You act like Gah! is something that could be messed up or misrepresented. Get over yourself.

#16 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

Whats your problem? You act like Gah! is something that could be messed up or misrepresented. Get over yourself.

Get over yourself. All I want is for it to be something funny and Gah! like. But screw you.

#17 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

@CapFanboy said:

Get over yourself. All I want is for it to be something funny and Gah! like. But screw you.

It is funny. I got two comments before you went Apesquat

#18 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine said:

@CapFanboy said:

Get over yourself. All I want is for it to be something funny and Gah! like. But screw you.

It is funny. I got two comments before you went Apesquat

I didn't go apesquat. Do your own if you're not happy.

#19 Posted by Sideslash (5907 posts) - - Show Bio

Heh. Funnies. Lots of funnies.

#20 Posted by BlackReaper (595 posts) - - Show Bio

What the hell's this? I was told it was Gah!, but I see no mentioning of Power Girl.

#21 Posted by SoA (4707 posts) - - Show Bio

short and sweet. and funny . lol

#22 Posted by Joygirl (18854 posts) - - Show Bio

I like it.

#23 Posted by UnderDogs_OverBoard (1137 posts) - - Show Bio

ahahaha

#24 Posted by CapFanboy (4520 posts) - - Show Bio

@BlackReaper said:

What the hell's this? I was told it was Gah!, but I see no mentioning of Power Girl.

See? I am right.

#25 Posted by YoungJustice (6693 posts) - - Show Bio

LMFAO, but I found Cap and Wildvine's debate funnier.

#26 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

@Joygirl said:

I like it. <3

(Dies) Sqeeeeeee!

#27 Posted by GR2Blackout (2564 posts) - - Show Bio

That was short.

And nobody even mentioned how BALD Bane was in TDKR!

#28 Posted by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

@GR2Blackout said:

That was short.

And nobody even mentioned how BALD Bane was in TDKR!

(shrug) That's what you get for a dollar.

#29 Posted by xxxddd (3572 posts) - - Show Bio

@wildvine: Nice.

#30 Posted by cbishop (7202 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't know if the argument was real or not, but I, for one, was highly amused. :)

#31 Edited by wildvine (8437 posts) - - Show Bio

@cbishop:

It was part of the show, but unscripted. We just rifted off each other.

#32 Posted by MaccyD (3587 posts) - - Show Bio

Too short, lucky the director's cut included the argument :)