Hi its me again, Wildvine. CapFanboy is unconscious, I mean, Taking a nap in his dressing room. So i'll be guest hosting hosting till he wakes up. Or the paramedics arrive. Whichever comes first. Okay, on with the show. Please welcome Bane from Batman & Robin and Bane from TDKR.
Okay, to avoid confusion i'm going to call you Big Foot. And you Sean, cause you sound like Sean Connery playing Darth Vader.
Bane (B&R) Big....Foot.....
Bane (TDKR) That ish not my name.
So Big Foot. A lot of people feel Batman and Robin was pure moo poo, that you were poorly portrayed, and kinda pointless in that movie. What are your thoughts to your critics?
Bane (B&R) Bane.....play....movie.
Wow. I'm sure people will look at you differently after today. But not really. Okay Sean,
Bane (TDKR) That ish not my name....
Your performance was a little better, aside from the accent. However, you only got to beat up older, retired Batman. Not really much to brag about there...
Follow up question, did you ever sneeze while wearing your face thingy?
Bane (TDKR) Uh, that never--
Did you ever get freaky with it?
Bane (TDKR) What? no it--
And why was there no mention of Harley Quinn in The Dark Knight?
Bane (TDKR) I washn't even in that!
Well, that wraps up another Gah--
Paramedic: Where's CapFanboy at?
Oh, down the hall, second door on the left. He's leaned over the bath tub.