You vs. Miss Piggy

Vs.

Miss Piggy is bloodlust while your incharacter. No prep or knowledge of each other, and winner by any means. The fight will take place at your home, and are allowed to use anything in your home to fight off Miss Piggy.

Battle location is at your home.

Ends in sex

That would be bestiality.

@impure_world:

Ends in bacon.

Ends in bestiality.

Either she gets turned into bacon(though i'm vegetarian so this probably won't happen) or i get wrecked

I rip her head off. She IS a stuffed puppet after all.

*takes out his lighter.*

@flashoftommorow said:

That's just pure filth.

lol

I dunno, as I recall Miss Piggy is pretty savage.

Wont taste good. She's a stuffed puppet.

Doesn't matter, has bacon.

Bacon that tastes like a stuffed Puppet.

@flashoftommorow:

That's how I like it.

I get violated

Top notch.

Ms. Piggy stomps. She takes me by surprise in the assault since there is NO WAY i expect to be attacked by her... or even for her to exist. Being bloodlusted she makes good use of my confusion and stomps me. She has decent striking feats if my memory is not betraying me!!!

I'll just toss her either in the microwave, oven, or freezer

I am vegetarian, so this is not fair.

Make me bloodlusted, morals off and I stomp

So was this thread made to identify people who are into Zoophilia or what?

Piggy curbstomps