#1 Edited by Battle_Forum_Junkie (8057 posts) - - Show Bio

You know those really mismatched battles you wanna post from time to time...as a joke, of course.

But you know a mod would just come along and lock it within the first hour or so?

Well, That's what this thread is for! you post the most massively-mismatched-super-ultra-curb-stomp-type battle ideas you can think of below, and the best part is....you don't get in trouble for it!

Rules.

  • Well....There are none!

Here's mine. :)

VS

All combatants are bloodlusted.

Batman has five years prep and a Green Lantern ring.

Fight takes place in New York City.

Who wins and why?

#2 Posted by Strider92 (16605 posts) - - Show Bio

Rulk stomps them all using the Loeb-force.

#3 Posted by TheAcidSkull (18032 posts) - - Show Bio

@Strider92 said:

Rulk stomps them all using the Loeb-force.

this.

#4 Posted by MythiiC (52 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman with 5 years prep & a gl ring? Think that the team might just take this one... So, do we put a mismatched battle as well?

#5 Posted by Battle_Forum_Junkie (8057 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheAcidSkull: @Strider92: No ideas of your own?

#6 Posted by Battle_Forum_Junkie (8057 posts) - - Show Bio

@MythiiC: That's what I made the thread for. :)

#7 Posted by Equonox (964 posts) - - Show Bio

The Presence vs. The Riddler.

#8 Edited by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

Jason Todd vs a crowbar

#9 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21961 posts) - - Show Bio

a little while ago some one made a kickass vs galactus

#10 Posted by OneeyedMonster (29 posts) - - Show Bio

Storm vs Wonderwoman

#11 Edited by AngryHulks (3001 posts) - - Show Bio
#12 Posted by Referee (7786 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by Frocharocha (2308 posts) - - Show Bio

Doomsday vs a School bully.

#14 Posted by AllStarSuperman (21961 posts) - - Show Bio

@AngryHulks: in whos favor is that a stomp, remember kick ass with prep has a jetpack with machine guns.

#15 Posted by MasterAction (641 posts) - - Show Bio

Aunt May vs Deathstroke

#16 Posted by Killemall (18598 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman242 said:

Jason Todd vs a crowbar

Ok i know this is a stomp, not sure stomp for whose favor though seemed like the hardest question to answer :p

#17 Posted by JonSmith (3996 posts) - - Show Bio

@Batman242 said:

Jason Todd vs a crowbar

Oh, that's just mean.

On topic: Superman Prime One Million vs Stilt Man (Wilbur Day).

#18 Posted by Killemall (18598 posts) - - Show Bio

@MasterAction said:

Aunt May vs Deathstroke

Morals on they get married.

morals off it ends in a one night stands.

Not really a curbstomp i would think

#19 Posted by mk111 (3141 posts) - - Show Bio

@Frocharocha:

I'm rooting for Doomsday.

#20 Posted by mk111 (3141 posts) - - Show Bio
#21 Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub (5080 posts) - - Show Bio

TOAA vs Aunt May.

#22 Posted by SoA (4843 posts) - - Show Bio
#23 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

Carnage

vs

Lucifer Morningstar

Do I even need to say anything?

P.S. someone match this thread for the biggest LOLs ever NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#24 Posted by mk111 (3141 posts) - - Show Bio

@SoA said:

I want whatever crack Batman fans are on...

#25 Posted by Frocharocha (2308 posts) - - Show Bio

@JackKnight said:

Carnage

vs

Lucifer Morningstar

Do I even need to say anything?

P.S. someone match this thread for the biggest LOLs ever NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naaaaaaaaaaah:

#26 Edited by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

@Killemall said:

@Batman242 said:

Jason Todd vs a crowbar

Ok i know this is a stomp, not sure stomp for whose favor though seemed like the hardest question to answer :p

Well, from these two sets of scans, we can conclude that once you go up against a crowbar, you're goin' down. :P

#27 Posted by SoA (4843 posts) - - Show Bio

@mk111: lol

#28 Edited by Raw_Material (3296 posts) - - Show Bio

ANY Battle with a bloodlusted Flash (Barry Allen). He could just keep using his phasing attacks and never stop running. No one would ever catch him.

#29 Posted by spartan92 (2520 posts) - - Show Bio

Aunt may vs 100 thugs with baseball bats.

#30 Posted by Frocharocha (2308 posts) - - Show Bio

The Living Tribunal vs Osama Bin Laden

#31 Posted by Battle_Forum_Junkie (8057 posts) - - Show Bio

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub: @spartan92: Your right. Aunt May totally stomps on both rounds... Using her penance stare.

#32 Posted by spartan92 (2520 posts) - - Show Bio

@Battle_Forum_Junkie said:

@Lone_Wolf_and_Cub: @spartan92: Your right. Aunt May totally stomps on both rounds... Using her penance stare.

Ha, i forgot she had that..... its overkill then.

#33 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@Frocharocha: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.< now thats is definatly a curbstomp! ;)

#34 Posted by indy84 (16 posts) - - Show Bio

Darkseid vs Stairs

#35 Posted by Frocharocha (2308 posts) - - Show Bio

@indy84 said:

Darkseid vs Stairs

He enters in coma for being too fat. Stair wins.

#36 Posted by Batman242 (4860 posts) - - Show Bio

Alan Scott vs a bat.

#37 Posted by spartan92 (2520 posts) - - Show Bio

@Frocharocha said:

The Living Tribunal vs Osama Bin Laden

post or pre death ?

#38 Posted by Battle_Forum_Junkie (8057 posts) - - Show Bio

Doctor Doom.

VS

Aunt May.

May has one month prep and access to Doom's baby pictures. XD

#39 Posted by ray001 (1 posts) - - Show Bio

The Spectre vs the Penguin

#40 Edited by McHotcakes (468 posts) - - Show Bio

vs

#41 Posted by Lvenger (20234 posts) - - Show Bio

Seriously why are battles made that even try to compare Hancock to people like Superman or Thanos or even the Thing? Really gets on my nerves

#42 Posted by SUNMAN (7239 posts) - - Show Bio

Melkor vs Aquaman

Galactus vs Spider-Man

Goku vs Batman

#43 Edited by SSJ4Hulk (194 posts) - - Show Bio

Galactus vs Tarzan

Doomsday HP vs General Shepard & Makarov from Call of duty ( this 2 guys killed Ghost,Roach,Soap and Dimitri)

PR Beyonder vs Fred Flinstone

Thor ,Silver Surfer ,Sentry ,Supeman ,Gladiator ,WWHulk ,8day Juggernaut vs Louie Andersen

#44 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

@Battle_Forum_Junkie: Aunt May murderstomps, escpecially if she has Dr Doom's baby pictures LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

#45 Posted by laflux (16196 posts) - - Show Bio

Yosmite Sam vs The Fulcrum

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#46 Posted by JackKnight (2969 posts) - - Show Bio

Spider-Man

Batman (Adam West)

The Doctor (All incarnations)

The Master (All Incarnations)

Carnage

and

Catwoman

VS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucifer Morningstar

Morpheus AKA Dream of the Endless

Rama Kushna

Q from Star Trek

and

The Living Tribunal!!!!!!!!!

Rules:

Team 1 get 2 years of prep

Team 2 gets none!

Takes place here

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

#47 Posted by kagetaicho (1992 posts) - - Show Bio

Magneto vs Cyber. Not the worst stomp in the world but still would be interesting to see what conditions both combatants come out like.

#48 Edited by rolldestroyer (3508 posts) - - Show Bio

@JackKnight: adam west batman solos he would pull the cosmic beings reppelent spray, easy win, XD

#49 Posted by Lvenger (20234 posts) - - Show Bio

This isn't a comic book battle so much as a clash of talent

Cobain had more talent in his pinky than Bieber could ever hope to achieve in a lifetime. Mismatched musical talent

#50 Posted by BigCimmerian (8398 posts) - - Show Bio

I once made Jarvis vs Galactus, but I made Jarvis bloodlusted to make that battle more fair.

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