The DC Fan vs. Odin-Force Thor

Odin-Force Thor has gotten too big for his britches. His fanboys have been talking him up something fierce, talking about all the crazy stuff he can do, so finally he decides he's had enough of people like Superman and Wonder Woman. He invades DC Earth to kill 'em all. He is in-character but willing to kill.

You, as a DC fan, decide that it's up to you to stop this threat to everything you love. Even powerless, you rise to the occasion to prove that you're a hero -- and the wizard Shazam takes notice. He offers you a selection of gifts, and from which you can choose only a few...

You are awarded 120 pointsto bring this menace to his knees and prove that DC kicks ass. Are you up for it?

• Lantern Ring of any color (White excluded) = 30 points (+5 cumulative points for each different color)
• Martian Manhunter's Density Control = 25 points
• Black Adam's Lightning = 25 points
• Jay Garrick's Speed (no Speedforce dip) = 30 points
• Daxamite Physiology = 40 points
• Gorilla Grodd's Telepathy = 20 points
• Joker's Intellect = 15 points
• Barbara Gordon's Eidetic Memory = 5 points
• One day prep = 5 points (stackable)
• Ravager's Precognition = 10 points
• Wonder Woman's Fighting Skill = 10 points
• Nightwing's Butt = 50 points
• Etrigan's Magic = 35 points
• Deathstroke's Mental Efficiency (includes strategic/tactical skill) = 10 points
• Access to ten (10) pounds of Nth metal, fashioned into any combination of equipment = 15 points
• Batman's Paranoia = 5 points
• Vandal Savage's Experience = 15 points

Nightwing's Butt - 50 points.

I win either way.

@fallschirmjager: But Thor will cream you. D: And, with that booty, likely also cream IN you. You don't want that.

The Butt is the bait. He'll go for it and then I'll whip out Loki's dagger from the Avenger's and stab him for the win! :3

@joygirl:

I max out on Lantern Rings and give them all to Thor!

Make Mine Marvel!!!!!!!

But seriously; Vandal Savage's experience, Batman's paranoia, Deathstroke's mental efficiency, Barbara Gordon's memory, Grodd's telepathy, Jay's speed, a Green Lantern ring and a day of prep. This puts me right at the point limit.

I would spend the day reading Thor comics and prepping a philosophical and moral argument as to why Odin would not approve of his course of actions. I would remind Thor that he is a hero and a son of Asgard, and that such petulance doesn't befit him. I would draw parallels between him and Superman, showing that Marvel and DC have a shared set of values. My locutions would be accentuated by my pleasing voice and Grodd's telepathy. As the showstopper for my intellectual tour de force I would appropriate the Cosmic treadmill and show him our Earth, where people cheer for heroes both Marvel and DC.

Jay's speed would allow me to craft a very compelling argument in a short amount of time. The ring is just in case Thor tries to one-shot me.

If there was any time left over I would break up the whole Bat group. I would mindwipe certain members, give them new identities (TP+ intellect boost) and whisk them to different parts of the world. Batman just Batman, no Robin, no Nightwing, no Batgirl, no Batwing. You're welcome.

@joygirl: i choose a white lantern ring martian manhunter telepathy and jay garrick speed

so do i stand a chance

@godtriggerhulk: Epic response!

How much would Scott Lobdell's pencil cost?

@mightyrearranger: 121.

Damn, should've known haha

@mitran: You've certainly got a good chance! Orange ring is a nice touch, didn't consider that, though it may make you go berserk since you only have 120 points and you'll want ALL THE POINTS....

This whole scenario is amazing. Can I hug you?

@comicstooge: If you must. <3

@mitran: I KNOW HE HAS MORE POINTS, HE HAS TO HAVE POINTS, GIVE ME YOUR POINTSSSSS.

@mitran: Dat hammer is irresistable too.

@mitran: I know OF Thor is REALLY tough but you at least have a shot. Daxamite with WW's skills, Deathstroke's tactical mind, Nth metal katanas and an orange ring is a pretty formidable combo. I'm shocked that nobody has taken Etrigan's magic yet.

black lantern ring

Speed

Telepaty

Prep

I am ftw

@brainstorm01: It actually sounds like you prob'ly die.

Black Lantern ring (30 points)

Jay Garrick's speed (30 points)

Daxamite Physiology (40 points)

Wonder Woman's Fighting Skill (10 points)

Ravager's Precognition (10 points)

Yeah, I'd say I have a shot.

Technically, Black Lanterns can't.

@comicstooge: They can get smushed... if a standard Red Lantern can do it, OF Thor certainly won't be powerless. Durable yeah but not unkillable.

They'll just reform, in I'm not mistaken.

The only way to kill them is to utilize two different lantern colours against them at the same time.

Like so:

@comicstooge: Eh Bizarro threw one into the sun and it did juuuust fine.

Luckily Daxamites are empowered by the sun, so that won't bother me. ;)

@comicstooge: True, the combo should be good. You may have trouble keeping him down though.

Eh, I'm patient and don't give up too easily. Since I have Jay Garrick's speed, vibrating isn't out of the question.

heheh i would be so interested to see what Lvenger has to say to all this..

And didnt know comicstooge was a two timing jerk.. :p man come on... you dont break bromance for nothing..

By his own admission, our debates were just a wild fling: http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles-7/cav-iron-man-jwalser3-vs-aquaman-lvenger-voting-op-1493851/

heheh, that was one of the funniest thing i have seen.

On a side note, Joy must be going WTF is going on.. :p

If she has to ask, she'll never know.

Bumpeh! D:

24 days prep (5 X 24 = 120)

I'm not sure any combo of stuff would let me overcome OF Thor, so I might as well get just over three extra weeks to live!

• Daxamite Physiology = 40 points
• Ravager's Precognition = 10 points
• Wonder Woman's Fighting Skill = 10 points
• Batman's Paranoia = 5 points
• Joker's Intellect = 15 points
• Deathstroke's Mental Efficiency (includes strategic/tactical skill) = 10 points
• Access to ten (10) pounds of Nth metal, fashioned into any combination of equipment = 15 points
• One day prep = 5 points (stackable) x3

With Joker's intellect backed by Deathstroke's mental efficiency and motivated by Batman's paranoia, my mind will be a force to be reckoned with. My Daxamite physiology will give me a speed advantage over Thor and the strength and durability to at least stay in the game for a bit. Wonder Woman's fighting skills combined with Ravager's precog, Deathstroke's mind, and my superior speed will allow me to avoid any blows or lightning strikes he attempts, and My Nth metal sword and spear will help me to do damage.

With three days of prep, I will mostly sundip, placing my physical stats at an unheralded level. Joker's smart enough to think of this, and Batman's paranoia will convince me it's necessary. Thor will be helpless to tag me thanks to my incredible speed advantage, precog, and skill advantage, so I will speed-blitz him with my Nth Metal weaponry until he dies.

The DC fan stomps, he'll convince you the Joker solos armed with a knife.

@esquire: Oooh, good one. :O

I don't win......

Give me as many Lantern rings as I can have, then I mysteriously disappear into the night~

Green/Blue Lantern Ring: 35 points

WW's Fighting: 10 points

Grodd's Telepathy: 20

MMH's Density Shift: 25

Black Adam's Lightning: 25

Nth Metal (form of shield and body armor): 15

@shazamfan666: The five points is added onto the price of the ring

So it's

Green Lantern Ring = 30

Blue Lantern Ring = 35

WW's Fighting Skill = 10

Grodd's Telepathy = 20

MMH's Density Shifting = 25

Black Adam's Lightning = 25

Nth Metal Gear = 15

Which is 160 points. O_O