Slap Battle: Thanos vs Darkseid

Rules

No other powers except durability and slapping (Scans for strength and durability encouraged)

Deadman slaps, B!tch Slaps, Basic Slaps, and Backhand Slaps are allowed.

Trash-talking allowed and encouraged,

Access has connected Thanos to JLA via commlink and Darkseid to Avengers via commlink as well to give additional info for greater Trash talking.

Location: Care-alot (just to make them all the more irritable)

Who wins?

Darkseid wins, if only for the sound his slap makes.

That, and he bitch slaps Superman around like it's his day job (Pre New 52).

It's gunna be a fap fest for poor Thanos....

@steelhound56 said:

It's gunna be a fap fest for poor Thanos....

Oh God, I just pictured that the way it sounds....

seeing thanos double pimp slap hulk and drax is a image that got my vote , thanos

Thanos would slap the shit out of Darkseid, see that picture? Two bitches in line with one pimp slap, guys a boss.

Deal with it.

Any questions?

@XImpossibruX said:

Any questions?

I've a couple.

1. Did Thanos just demonstrate his power by, of all things, slapping a cat?
2. Did Thanos just perform the legendary Silent Slap, deadliest move in existence?

Darkseid wins for the sound, it is going to be a bigger fap session than Thanos after Death broke his heart.

darkseid

@Sideslash: Yes, and yes.

@XImpossibruX said:

@Sideslash: Yes, and yes.

Oh. Dear. God....

Thanos keeps the bitches in line.

I know who'll win a RAP battle.
 
"Enough with this loser, What's he got on me?
I rule an entire planet with an iron fist,  
while he's busy being Death's lil B*tch 
He think's he's cool, with his gay f*ckin' gems? 
He can't top me, I beat down and in slave Kryptonians 
I'm the OG, Original god, I rule armies 
while he looks like an outta shape Barney 
He can't do what I do, he can't conquer my Omega Beams 
The only thing he should be shooting, is a bottle of Listerine 
You think you're hot sh*t? Titan you must be mad 
Everything you've ever tried to obtain, I've already had 
You're nothing, a hack, just a lame ass clone 
I don't know what's more pathetic, your wardrobe 
or your ridiculous throne. 
 
So begone peasant, leave, out of my sight 
while you fap to your picture of Death 
I'll be fapping a Super girl tonight! 
  

Thanos with the double slap

In all seriousness, Darkseid ought to win this

Far superior strength, and durability take this for him.

Plus, you cannot beat the fap. No matter what you try to do, fapping always wins in the end....

@XImpossibruX said:

Any questions?

Where did you get that picture from? That looks like a Great Lakes Avengers picture if I've ever seen one.

Thanks for reading,

Floopay

@The Stegman said:

I know who'll win a RAP battle.

"Enough with this loser, What's he got on me?
I rule an entire planet with an iron fist,
while he's busy being Death's lil B*tch
He think's he's cool, with his gay f*ckin' gems?
He can't top me, I beat down and in slave Kryptonians
I'm the OG, Original god, I rule armies
while he looks like an outta shape Barney
He can't do what I do, he can't conquer my Omega Beams
The only thing he should be shooting, is a bottle of Listerine
You think you're hot sh*t? Titan you must be mad
Everything you've ever tried to obtain, I've already had
You're nothing, a hack, just a lame ass clone
I don't know what's more pathetic, your wardrobe
or your ridiculous throne.

So begone peasant, leave, out of my sight
while you fap to your picture of Death
I'll be fapping a Super girl tonight!

*drops mike*

@Floopay: Avengers Assemble series, though I don't know what issue.

Since both are keeping their mac hands strong. I'll say a stalemate.

They both become pimps and go to the club.

*Bumps awesome thread*

Sound wise: Darkseid by lightyears (Who can't beat fap?)

Power of a slap: Thanos or both equal.

They both become pimps and go to the club.

@OmegaDynasty said:

@Sethlol said:

They both become pimps and go to the club.

Saved xD.

@OmegaDynasty said:

@Sethlol said:

They both become pimps and go to the club.

AWWW YEAAAAAAAAAA

"Jigglypuff use Double-Slap!!!"

@The Stegman said:

I know who'll win a RAP battle.

"Enough with this loser, What's he got on me?
I rule an entire planet with an iron fist,
while he's busy being Death's lil B*tch
He think's he's cool, with his gay f*ckin' gems?
He can't top me, I beat down and in slave Kryptonians
I'm the OG, Original god, I rule armies
while he looks like an outta shape Barney
He can't do what I do, he can't conquer my Omega Beams
The only thing he should be shooting, is a bottle of Listerine
You think you're hot sh*t? Titan you must be mad
Everything you've ever tried to obtain, I've already had
You're nothing, a hack, just a lame ass clone
I don't know what's more pathetic, your wardrobe
or your ridiculous throne.

So begone peasant, leave, out of my sight
while you fap to your picture of Death
I'll be fapping a Super girl tonight!

*drops mike*

HAHAHAHA good stuff bro.

Darkseid if I'm forced to decide.

But since I don't know for sure, I'd say:

@SpeedForceSpider said:

Since both are keeping their mac hands strong. I'll say a stalemate.

This.

Vouile

@OmegaDynasty said:

@Sethlol said:

They both become pimps and go to the club.

Thank you for my new background

@The Stegman said:

I know who'll win a RAP battle.

"Enough with this loser, What's he got on me?
I rule an entire planet with an iron fist,
while he's busy being Death's lil B*tch
He think's he's cool, with his gay f*ckin' gems?
He can't top me, I beat down and in slave Kryptonians
I'm the OG, Original god, I rule armies
while he looks like an outta shape Barney
He can't do what I do, he can't conquer my Omega Beams
The only thing he should be shooting, is a bottle of Listerine
You think you're hot sh*t? Titan you must be mad
Everything you've ever tried to obtain, I've already had
You're nothing, a hack, just a lame ass clone
I don't know what's more pathetic, your wardrobe
or your ridiculous throne.

So begone peasant, leave, out of my sight
while you fap to your picture of Death
I'll be fapping a Super girl tonight!

*drops mike*

^

Check out Darkseid's wrist -- he keeps that s*** tight, you can tell he knows how to keep his hos in line.

I made this from Darkseid vs Thanos Epic Rap Battle :

Thanos :

Stupid Darkseid! You little lowlife runt!

Do you realize who you're trying to front?

I defeat my entire Marvel universe, you can't even beat Superman!

Just watch out when I slip on the Infinity Gauntlet on my hand!

Lil' punk, with his stupid useless Omega Effect!

I could beat that with simply my great intellect!

I'm strong enough to take on the all-father Odin!

You're weak to a stupid substance Radion!

Doomsday beat you, I can beat Doomsday.

You stupid New-God, I could beat you in anyway!

=====

Darkseid :

Ah, is my stupid rip-off trying to roast on Darkseid?

You're a runt. You're nothing compared to me.

You in love with Death, because I'm about to kill you!

Exactly, I'm a New-God what are you gonna do?

I'll shred past you with my Omega Beams!

Then now how is your life going to be redeemed?

Stupid weakling, with your Infinity Gauntlet device?

Fight without it, like a real man, unless you're to weak to suffice?

Now that I've blown you to pieces, I'll let you cope and collect.

Just remember, I have far greater rap intellect!

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You decide who won.

I'm sorry, but Thanos' pimphand is WAY too strong for Darkseid

@The Stegman said:

I know who'll win a RAP battle.

"Enough with this loser, What's he got on me?
I rule an entire planet with an iron fist,
while he's busy being Death's lil B*tch
He think's he's cool, with his gay f*ckin' gems?
He can't top me, I beat down and in slave Kryptonians
I'm the OG, Original god, I rule armies
while he looks like an outta shape Barney
He can't do what I do, he can't conquer my Omega Beams
The only thing he should be shooting, is a bottle of Listerine
You think you're hot sh*t? Titan you must be mad
Everything you've ever tried to obtain, I've already had
You're nothing, a hack, just a lame ass clone
I don't know what's more pathetic, your wardrobe
or your ridiculous throne.

So begone peasant, leave, out of my sight
while you fap to your picture of Death
I'll be fapping a Super girl tonight!

*drops mike*

1. I wish I Darkseid

2. I just favorited this thread only because of your statement. LOL.

Kys

Thanos's pimp hand is unparalleled.

thanos

Since both of them are too arrogant to give up, they slap until the end of time.

Thanos with no real difficulty.

I couldn't quote this pic but this pic certainly shows the genuine outcome of slap battle LOL

Thanos is far more consistent with his pimp hands

Thanos

After judging the effectiveness of their pimp slaps, they get all the super powered woman as their ho's and sell em to abstracts for cosmic power.

Darkseid wins.

Going with Thanos.

I realize it's an alternate future, but someone needs to post Darkseid backhanding Wonder Woman in her eagle armor.

Serious talk, it'll be a stalemate, because both Darkseid and Thanos's durability far exceeds that of each other's physical strength.

If I had to pick one though, I'd say Darkseid, because he'll get to slap Thanos far more frequently due to much high speed (Darkseid himself went all the way to the end of the universe in 5 seconds, and Thanos's fastest speed feat is tagging Silver Surfer in a surprise attack, which is nowhere near DS's feat).

Leaning slightly towards Darkseid but it'd probably be a stalemate.

Fap