Kevin McCallister vs. Darkseid -- Home Alone rules

Setting

Kevin now lives in a 5-story house that includes a basement and an attic; that's a whole lotta steps............ Anyway, Kevin has booby-trapped the entire house, including all of the interior and exterior steps, to thwart Darkseid's attempt to harm him.

• Post Crisis Darkseid
• Kevin gets from December 1st - Christmas Day to prepare. So that's 25 days of prep.
• No prep for Darkseid.
• No outside help
• Standard gear
• Kevin is blood-lusted.
• Darkseid is in character.
• Darkseid starts at the top of the house's exterior basement entry steps every round.

1. Round 1: Kevin's plot shields are working at 110%.
2. Round 2: Plot shields down to 75%
3. Round 3: Shields down to 50%
4. Round 4: Shields down to 25%
5. Final Round: Shields at 10%

@hatemalingsia@rogueshadow @noone301994@icecold14

Kevin McCallister.

If a step can give Darkseid this much trouble then Kevin is going to give Darkseid a rough day. (serious)

Darkseid.

Darkseid falls down the stairs.

Stairs Solo

Horrible Mismatch.

@jimmy_rustler: How many stairs are in Kevin's Home ?

Kevin has access to starirs? What a godstomp in his favor.

Darkseid is going to be /home alone'/...

...get it?

You know, because Kevin is dead.

Plot shields at 110%? Darkseid never makes it past the front door

@transformers1024: Darkseid will get KOed by the stairs alone

LOL Stairs solo

Stairs are included. Kevin ROTFLSTOMPS

Sorry but that wasn't even funny.

This is sadly stupid. Thanos walks straight through that house.

Lol at this thread, Darkseid loses every round.

@mortal: ouch

You mean Darkseid.

Darkseid uses omega beams and as their curving to tag Kevin they accidentally hit a frying pan and reflect back to Darkseid thus killing himself and denying Kevin the win.

Sorry didn't mean to be hurtful.

DARKSEID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loses

@jimmy_rustler: Why would you make such a mismatch? Darkseid gets romped by that many flights of stairs, let alone the traps involved....

Darkseid loses

Darkseid isn't gonna survive these

Darseid notices stairs he then says "nope" and obliterates the house from the outside.

Round 1: Kevin's plot shields are working at 110%, He misses.

This thread is bad and you should feel bad