Conan vs UFC and MMA fighters

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#1  Edited By bigcimmerian

round 1 - Conan vs Brock lesnar 
round 2 - Conan vs Bas Rutten 
round 3 - Conan vs Frank Mir 
There are no rules this is fight to the death, no weapons for Conan, who wins? :) 

VS 
 
 

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Conan slaughters them with ease.

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#3  Edited By demifiend

IF CONAN HAS HIS SWORDS  HE EASILY ALL OF THEM. LOL

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#4  Edited By doordoor123

Hahaha best battle ever. I would have done a movie Conan vs. Rocky Balboa (in his prime) and Conan has no sword. Now THAT would be a fight.

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#5  Edited By bigcimmerian
@demifiend:  pure H2H :D
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#6  Edited By Chaos Prime

Conan doesnt need his sword in this encounter. 
Conan handles the three of them at once then takes a nap & kills them all over again just for fun..

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#7  Edited By bigcimmerian

anyone else?

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#8  Edited By alcoholbob

You want to compare an armed killer on the battlefields versus some athletes?

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#9  Edited By bigcimmerian
@alcoholbob:  Ok I have to write that this is H2H fight 
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#10  Edited By Argantyr

I remember in a What If story where Conan defeated Captain America.
 
By that logic, Conan wins in a curbstomp

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#11  Edited By PowerHerc

Conan sweeps.

These guys are severely outclassed by Conan who actually had/has to fight to survive.

To the modern guys H2H is sport, to Conan it's a matter of life or death. The modern guys ave no chance.

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#12  Edited By Savag3Dragon

Brock via superior wrestling

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#13  Edited By BarelyAverage
@Savag3Dragon said:
Brock via superior wrestling
Its H2H and no rules and to the death. Conan will bite a chunk out of these so called martial artist's flesh and then kill them.
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#14  Edited By Super_SoldierXII

Dear Lord. This is as much spite as Galactus versus Wolverine (slight exagerration to make a point). I'm a HUGE MMA fan, and by default, a UFC fan. And Conan would have all these top tier MMA fighters in a fetal position with thumbs in mouths crying for their mommies and not knowing which end of the bed to piss on.  
Nuff said. 
Conan STOMP.
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#15  Edited By Savag3Dragon
@BarelyAverage: I was just ironic. Anyway that so called martial artists would probably tie you with your legs (and me too for what is worth) and put you in their pocket so you should show some respect (not ironic).
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#16  Edited By monarch2016

brock lesnar F5 conan's ass...........1,2,3
brock lesnar wins

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#17  Edited By Chaos Prime
@baron2011 said:
brock lesnar F5 conan's ass...........1,2,3 brock lesnar wins
Quote of the Day :-)
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#18  Edited By TheGoldenOne
Conan wrecks them.
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As overrated as Dark Horse Conan is (the version pictured), he stomps any real life human 1vs1.

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As overrated as Dark Horse Conan is (the version pictured), he stomps any real life human 1vs1.

No one debates with him, how could he possibly be overrated?

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A lock would be justified here. Conan would demolish any actual human.

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@buildhare: not sure if it's the case now, but people thought he is on Batman's level:

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/bane-vs-conan-618802/

Several people argued he beats Bane while unarmed. In reality he is a joke of a street leveler who has trouble with groups of fodder humans and struggled with lions twice (that I remember, I haven't finished the DH run so there could be more examples).

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@buildhare: not sure if it's the case now, but people thought he is on Batman's level:

https://comicvine.gamespot.com/forums/battles-7/bane-vs-conan-618802/

Several people argued he beats Bane while unarmed. In reality he is a joke of a street leveler who has trouble with groups of fodder humans and struggled with lions twice (that I remember, I haven't finished the DH run so there could be more examples).

Not even sure that is Dark Horse Conan, if they're using composite versions the idea of Conan beating Bane is more than a reasonable one. Comp Conan is undoubtedly on that level.

DH Conan is typically mid tier street depending on what stage of the story your at (although even judging where you're at, he has still done things like stomp two Jotuns, and will go on to do more stuff that would stand out for the characters you mentioned), I don't think anyone would argue otherwise.

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@buildhare: it is DH Conan in the thread. The OP only presented scans from the DH run when asked for feats.

Conan has been in public domain since at least 2007 (some stories didn't have the copyright renewed), so I guess some version could win. Heck, you or I could just write a fanfic where he is universal and it would be no less "canon" than the Dark Horse run.

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@buildhare: it is DH Conan in the thread. The OP only presented scans from the DH run when asked for feats.

Conan has been in public domain since at least 2007 (some stories didn't have the copyright renewed), so I guess some version could win. Heck, you or I could just write a fanfic where he is universal and it would be no less "canon" than the Dark Horse run.

Given some of what people are talking about in the thread clearly that wasn't understood.

Not exactly the same as having the licence for the character though (and definitely not when the Dark Horse is just adapting Howard's novels for the most part). Don't really need to go for a fanfic version to be beyond that tier when the Marvel / Pulp versions exist anyway.

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#26  Edited By Andromeda1001

DH Conan can likely loses to some, depending on the incarnation/writer. In general, Conan has still fought super-humans like Soul Eater and so on.

Current Marvel Conan should stomp real bad. He's fought Ghost Riders, Spiderman, mountain-sized- monsters, space elder gods capable of killing entire civilizations, Skyfathers, high-tiers like Vision, etc. One of his latest showings was holding his own against Thulsa Doom, who impaled the likes of Weapon H.