What have you taught yourself over the years?

What have you taught yourself?

I taught myself the secrets of life

How to write.

#fact

How to rap.

many things.

How to play the guitar

to be at least 40% cuter

To stop trying with females because I'm a miserable little man who's destined to die alone.

How to love myself. Does that count?

Guitar.

B2B sales.

Saving money.

To like comics.

To build a dresser.

To grow plants from tomatoes to other things.

To roll cigarettes and cigars by hand.

Debating.

Building computer hardware and over-clocking CPU's and GPU's and RAM.

Processing BHO. (Ignore this if you don't know exactly what I mean).

Photoshop.

Excel.

And many others.

Picking up trash and finding treasures.

Picking up treasures and finding gifts.

Picking up gifts and finding friends.

Picking up friends and finding places.

Picking up places and finding magic.

Picking up magic and finding knowledge.

Picking up knowledge and finding wisdom.

Picking up wisdom and finding food.

Picking up food and finding spirit.

Picking up spirit and finding meaning.

Picking up meaning and finding art.

Picking up art and finding work.

Picking up work and finding pay.

Picking up pay and finding infinity.

Picking up infinity and finding semantics.

Picking up semantics and finding dialects.

Picking up dialects and finding language.

Picking up language and finding communication.

Picking up communication and finding media.

Picking up media and finding press.

Picking up press and finding release.

Picking up release and finding the past.

Picking up the past and finding the future.

Picking up the future and finding the present.

To always check to make sure there is T.P. before taking a seat on the toilet.

How to give 0 shits about anything that happens.

How to live life to the best of my ability.

boredom, lots of it.

How to make every day count.

To masturbate using my non dominant hand.

Don't trust anyone and don't put too much faith in other people. They usually disappoint.

Never get into a street fight

unless its in a ring of course

How to not be good at video games

How to make any kinda art. Answer: Make art. Let it be hasted, work with instinct. Make lots of it. Because your subconscious does most of the learning.

Benign critical thinking.

We don`t teach anything to ourselves by ourselves. Because, like in every case, we need others.

Every effort is a group effort.

1. C#
2. VB.NET
3. Javascript
4. Unity3d
5. Visual studio
6. Decent social skills
7. How to not get a job
8. How to have a social life without a smart phone
9. How to be a failing indie games dev

To be a righteous person and live life to the fullest.

As of recently, I think ventriloquism.

To not live easy by making enemies out of everyone for arbitrary dumb sh*t.