I thought up a cool way to explain gravitation

Imagine a canvas suspended like a carpet but above ground so it can be stretched downwards, this canvas is God's canvas, the universe. Now put some light objects around the canvas & put one very heavy object somewhere on the canvas. The heavy object would create a depression causing everything to slide towards it. If one tiny person was on the canvas he would try running away from the heavy object but he couldn't run up the steep slope & he would be trapped. That is how heavy bodies trap light bodies, the orbits are basically the person spinning around because he runs a little sideways, & would slip a bit horizontally & would move in circles around the object ( orbit), all the objects on the canvas would depress it slightly but the light objects would not depress it much.

CONCLUSION- Mass is the weight a body exerts on the universe, which depresses the universe a little & thus other objects tend to slide to that object (Gravitation) !!!

I like how the gravitation analogue in your gravitation analogy is enabled by gravitation :P

Magic air stuff

lets just stick to its a random superpower.

Wasn't he supposed to be in MCU?

@lordwhis:

Nice one

Except: this is the analogy that all physicists ever have used to describe gravity.

If you cooked this up all by yourself, that's great.

I've always have difficulty grasping the concept of gravity in schools.

Until I went to the Internet and learnt the stunning truth that gravity is a hoax made up by discredited scientists and perpetuated for multiple generations.

The true shape of the Earth is flat, it is not possible for the concept of gravity to exist, because gravity requires a sufficiently large, spherical mass pulling objects uniformly to the center. A simpler theory would be: The Earth could possibly be accelerating upwards at a constant rate of 9.8m/sec. This simple explanation would suffice, via Occam's Razor, on how the phenomenon of this so-called "gravity" exists.

^^

Top-LAL.

lol