Holiday Bane
Batman: "Why? Why did you let me live? Without finishing my rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas"
Bane: "I have learned that there can be no true despair without hope. So as I ride my sleigh through Gotham, I will feed them cookies to brighten their spirits. I will lead them to believe that they can have holiday cheers, and receive the I Phone 5 that they all ask for. I will let you watch them, clamoring over each other to get the last Christmas tree ornament. You will watch me torture an entire city with jingle bells and Yule Tides, and then you will understand the depth of your failure. We will fufill the Grinch's destiny! We will snuff out Christmas in Gotham. When it is done, and when all of Gotham's Christmas trees are ashes...then you will have my permission to carol."
LMAO
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