#1 Posted by dave17 (61 posts) - - Show Bio

Freaky friday style, it was done on purpose to give each other a sense of the 'other side' and they both know it will last one week.

An obvious difference is their fighting styles with superman having to always hold back so he doesn't break things, but he has no real fighting talent, whereas Bruce is used to fighting at his full potential.

Superman (Batman's body) has to deal with usual street crime and a mysterious killer attacking policemen.

Whereas Batman (Superman's body) has to prepare and fend of an attack from Doomsday

They don't have eachother's memories (Like Spider-Ock)

What would happen?

#2 Posted by Captain_Yesterday (807 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman would get himself killed because he's not used to being so mortal.

Batman would whoop the crap out of Doomsday.

#3 Posted by JonSmith (3996 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman goes out one night, and gets shot. Bruce's body and Clark's mind dies, leaving Bruce trapped within Clark's body.

He then goes onto beat Doomsday, and eliminates all crime within the week. After that, he shows up at Jason Todd's place, yanks him out of bed, and yells, "AND YOU SAID I COULDN'T DO IT! HA! IN YOUR HELMET THING!" Luthor, realizing that Superman is different, makes moves to take him on, only to find out that 'Superman' has built a new 'SuperCave' inside the sun, where he spends his spare time. Not prepared for such an empowered and highly trained Superman, Luthor gets sent to prison. The new Superman designs the prison himself, literally building it around Luthor with his superspeed, and Luthor is never heard from again. Superheroes become redundant, since with Superman's powers, and Batman's drive, there are no supervillains left free, nor can they break out of the newly designed prisons. Police too become useless, since should anyone commit a crime, they'll be stopped before they even realize what's happened. A new golden age is ushered in, a utopia for all mankind, under the ever watchful eye of the Superman.

... Seriously, you gave BATMAN sufficient powers to make Gods kneel, removed his ability to be harmed, in addition to taking away his need to sleep or eat. Those were the only things Alfred could force him to do, because Batman realized he NEEDED to do them. Now he doesn't. Crime is ****ed.

#4 Edited by Kangaxx_54 (306 posts) - - Show Bio

Read Super/Bat: http://www.comicvine.com/supermanbatman-superbat-part-1/37-141194/ + the next three issues :D

It's a very nice mini series in the Superman/Batman volume. @JonSmith did a pretty good job of summing it up in the last paragraph!

Special mention is needed of the moment when Batman - with Supermans powers - realizes that he can keep following the night around the earth all the time, with no more forced breaks due to daytime!!

#5 Posted by dave17 (61 posts) - - Show Bio

I think you are giving Clark too little credit, TBH i see him being overly caution on his first few patrols and actively avoiding gun related crime

#6 Posted by Vaccine (277 posts) - - Show Bio

All of a sudden, Gotham becomes a happy and bright place whereas Metropolis becomes depressing and dark. Hmmm....

#7 Posted by minigunman123 (3116 posts) - - Show Bio

Hmm...

Bruce in Superman's body successfully defends Metropolis from Doomsday, killing him by accident and leveling a few skyscrapers, killing thousands.

Superman in Batman's body can't solve the crime, dozens more are slaughtered in the ensuing crime wave.

Overall, a bad week for everyone, lol.

#8 Posted by SuperSlayin (67 posts) - - Show Bio

1st thing they'd do is check their penises.

#9 Posted by Captain_Yesterday (807 posts) - - Show Bio

@SuperSlayin: it's funny cause it's true

#10 Posted by dave17 (61 posts) - - Show Bio

@Captain_Yesterday: @SuperSlayin: Well if the batmobile isn't over compensating for something I'd be surprised

#11 Posted by Shark_Repellent_Bat_Spray (745 posts) - - Show Bio

@SuperSlayin said:

1st thing they'd do is check their penises.

Okay, this was one of the funniest (and most accurate) posts I've seen on here.

#12 Posted by batkevin74 (10766 posts) - - Show Bio
#13 Posted by Med (291 posts) - - Show Bio

superman becomes useless and batman becomes a dictator enforcing peace and order.

#14 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (17273 posts) - - Show Bio

@JonSmith said:

Superman goes out one night, and gets shot. Bruce's body and Clark's mind dies, leaving Bruce trapped within Clark's body.

He then goes onto beat Doomsday, and eliminates all crime within the week. After that, he shows up at Jason Todd's place, yanks him out of bed, and yells, "AND YOU SAID I COULDN'T DO IT! HA! IN YOUR HELMET THING!" Luthor, realizing that Superman is different, makes moves to take him on, only to find out that 'Superman' has built a new 'SuperCave' inside the sun, where he spends his spare time. Not prepared for such an empowered and highly trained Superman, Luthor gets sent to prison. The new Superman designs the prison himself, literally building it around Luthor with his superspeed, and Luthor is never heard from again. Superheroes become redundant, since with Superman's powers, and Batman's drive, there are no supervillains left free, nor can they break out of the newly designed prisons. Police too become useless, since should anyone commit a crime, they'll be stopped before they even realize what's happened. A new golden age is ushered in, a utopia for all mankind, under the ever watchful eye of the Superman.

... Seriously, you gave BATMAN sufficient powers to make Gods kneel, removed his ability to be harmed, in addition to taking away his need to sleep or eat. Those were the only things Alfred could force him to do, because Batman realized he NEEDED to do them. Now he doesn't. Crime is ****ed.

You made my day. Thank you *bows*

lol supercave in the sun? building prison himself? that jason todd thing? XD

#15 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (5406 posts) - - Show Bio
@SuperSlayin

1st thing they'd do is check their penises.

This.
After that Supes gets killed and the Bat God crap becomes reality.
#16 Posted by JimTheSurfer (560 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vaccine said:

All of a sudden, Gotham becomes a happy and bright place whereas Metropolis becomes depressing and dark. Hmmm....

THIS.

#17 Posted by comicace3 (5233 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman ( in batman's body) will get his ass whooped every second and then get shot. He wouldn't be able to manuever in batman's body and he doesn't dodge bullets.

Batman ( in superman's body) will kick ass because of all his martial arts experience.

#18 Posted by GWHH (575 posts) - - Show Bio

@dave17 said:

So many good points here!

I argee with teh pants check. I always got the feeling Bruce is lacking in dept. That one reason BIG reason him and Wonder Woman never closed the deal in real life!

Gotham get clean and Metroplhis get dirter!

@Captain_Yesterday: @SuperSlayin: Well if the batmobile isn't over compensating for something I'd be surprised

#19 Posted by xlab3000 (3275 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman would be invincible and Superman would be dead