What would happen if superman and batman switched bodies?

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#1  Edited By dave17

Freaky friday style, it was done on purpose to give each other a sense of the 'other side' and they both know it will last one week.

An obvious difference is their fighting styles with superman having to always hold back so he doesn't break things, but he has no real fighting talent, whereas Bruce is used to fighting at his full potential.

Superman (Batman's body) has to deal with usual street crime and a mysterious killer attacking policemen.

Whereas Batman (Superman's body) has to prepare and fend of an attack from Doomsday

They don't have eachother's memories (Like Spider-Ock)

What would happen?

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#2  Edited By Captain_Yesterday

Superman would get himself killed because he's not used to being so mortal.

Batman would whoop the crap out of Doomsday.

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#3  Edited By JonSmith

Superman goes out one night, and gets shot. Bruce's body and Clark's mind dies, leaving Bruce trapped within Clark's body.

He then goes onto beat Doomsday, and eliminates all crime within the week. After that, he shows up at Jason Todd's place, yanks him out of bed, and yells, "AND YOU SAID I COULDN'T DO IT! HA! IN YOUR HELMET THING!" Luthor, realizing that Superman is different, makes moves to take him on, only to find out that 'Superman' has built a new 'SuperCave' inside the sun, where he spends his spare time. Not prepared for such an empowered and highly trained Superman, Luthor gets sent to prison. The new Superman designs the prison himself, literally building it around Luthor with his superspeed, and Luthor is never heard from again. Superheroes become redundant, since with Superman's powers, and Batman's drive, there are no supervillains left free, nor can they break out of the newly designed prisons. Police too become useless, since should anyone commit a crime, they'll be stopped before they even realize what's happened. A new golden age is ushered in, a utopia for all mankind, under the ever watchful eye of the Superman.

... Seriously, you gave BATMAN sufficient powers to make Gods kneel, removed his ability to be harmed, in addition to taking away his need to sleep or eat. Those were the only things Alfred could force him to do, because Batman realized he NEEDED to do them. Now he doesn't. Crime is ****ed.

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#4  Edited By Kangaxx_54

Read Super/Bat: http://www.comicvine.com/supermanbatman-superbat-part-1/37-141194/ + the next three issues :D

It's a very nice mini series in the Superman/Batman volume. @JonSmith did a pretty good job of summing it up in the last paragraph!

Special mention is needed of the moment when Batman - with Supermans powers - realizes that he can keep following the night around the earth all the time, with no more forced breaks due to daytime!!

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#5  Edited By dave17

I think you are giving Clark too little credit, TBH i see him being overly caution on his first few patrols and actively avoiding gun related crime

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#6  Edited By Vaccine

All of a sudden, Gotham becomes a happy and bright place whereas Metropolis becomes depressing and dark. Hmmm....

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#7  Edited By minigunman123

Hmm...

Bruce in Superman's body successfully defends Metropolis from Doomsday, killing him by accident and leveling a few skyscrapers, killing thousands.

Superman in Batman's body can't solve the crime, dozens more are slaughtered in the ensuing crime wave.

Overall, a bad week for everyone, lol.

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#8  Edited By SuperSlayin

1st thing they'd do is check their penises.

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#9  Edited By Captain_Yesterday

@SuperSlayin: it's funny cause it's true

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#10  Edited By dave17

@Captain_Yesterday: @SuperSlayin: Well if the batmobile isn't over compensating for something I'd be surprised

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@SuperSlayin said:

1st thing they'd do is check their penises.

Okay, this was one of the funniest (and most accurate) posts I've seen on here.

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#13  Edited By Med

superman becomes useless and batman becomes a dictator enforcing peace and order.

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#14  Edited By PrinceAragorn1

@JonSmith said:

Superman goes out one night, and gets shot. Bruce's body and Clark's mind dies, leaving Bruce trapped within Clark's body.

He then goes onto beat Doomsday, and eliminates all crime within the week. After that, he shows up at Jason Todd's place, yanks him out of bed, and yells, "AND YOU SAID I COULDN'T DO IT! HA! IN YOUR HELMET THING!" Luthor, realizing that Superman is different, makes moves to take him on, only to find out that 'Superman' has built a new 'SuperCave' inside the sun, where he spends his spare time. Not prepared for such an empowered and highly trained Superman, Luthor gets sent to prison. The new Superman designs the prison himself, literally building it around Luthor with his superspeed, and Luthor is never heard from again. Superheroes become redundant, since with Superman's powers, and Batman's drive, there are no supervillains left free, nor can they break out of the newly designed prisons. Police too become useless, since should anyone commit a crime, they'll be stopped before they even realize what's happened. A new golden age is ushered in, a utopia for all mankind, under the ever watchful eye of the Superman.

... Seriously, you gave BATMAN sufficient powers to make Gods kneel, removed his ability to be harmed, in addition to taking away his need to sleep or eat. Those were the only things Alfred could force him to do, because Batman realized he NEEDED to do them. Now he doesn't. Crime is ****ed.

You made my day. Thank you *bows*

lol supercave in the sun? building prison himself? that jason todd thing? XD

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#15  Edited By WaveMotionCannon
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1st thing they'd do is check their penises.

This.
After that Supes gets killed and the Bat God crap becomes reality.
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#16  Edited By JimTheSurfer

@Vaccine said:

All of a sudden, Gotham becomes a happy and bright place whereas Metropolis becomes depressing and dark. Hmmm....

THIS.

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#17  Edited By comicace3

Superman ( in batman's body) will get his ass whooped every second and then get shot. He wouldn't be able to manuever in batman's body and he doesn't dodge bullets.

Batman ( in superman's body) will kick ass because of all his martial arts experience.

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#18  Edited By GWHH

@dave17 said:

So many good points here!

I argee with teh pants check. I always got the feeling Bruce is lacking in dept. That one reason BIG reason him and Wonder Woman never closed the deal in real life!

Gotham get clean and Metroplhis get dirter!

@Captain_Yesterday: @SuperSlayin: Well if the batmobile isn't over compensating for something I'd be surprised

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Batman would be invincible and Superman would be dead