Pimp-my-character (Marvel)

I thought this would be fun and give me an oppurtunity to learn more about characters. List your least favorite characters and I will give them a make over of sorts. If I think I can make the character a little but cooler (of course this is all subjective but maybe it'll spark some fun discussion) I'll even go so far as to write a new origin. Thanks for reading.

@pperspectiveandreality: Stilt-Man....

Deadpool.

@judasnixon:

Thats a challenge. I'll give it my best shot.

Wolverine

Doop