Haha this is funny....definately SBP....he might cry about it though
If you could tell a super-hero to STFU... who?
Back in Black Spidey. I'd walk right up to him during his little rant to the Kingpin about how "Fisk doesn't have any real power 'cause he's only human" and say this...
Man, STFU. Who do you think you're kidding? You come in here, all crazy and half cocked, take off your mask, beat Kingpin to within an inch of his life, and then tell him he doesn't have power? Bullshit. He owns your stupid ass. All he had to do was pay some worthless mook to take a gun and go shoot your ancient old aunt, and he got you to go completely over the edge. That's real power, idiot. The kind of power that's let Fisk survive in a city full of superpowered meatheads like you for decades. You see, Wilson knows a simple truth: underneath all the spandex and webs and artificially strong muscles, you're just a guy. A worried, nail-biting little nerd in way over his head who doesn't know where the next blow is going to come from. And that makes you weak to someone like him, no matter how fast and strong and tough you are. Because he knows how to play your simple ass like a fiddle. He's been doing it for years, and he'll recover from the beating you just gave him to do it again. So what if you gave him more than he bargained for? He'll heal, he'll learn, and he won't underestimate you again. But you? You'll keep underestimating him, because you're too brain-dead to realize what power really means. So think for a second, Peter Parker. What the hell are you doing here? What exactly are you accomplishing? Do you even know? Why don't you get the hell home and talk to your wife. Odds are she's way more on top of things than you are.
I would tell Namor to STFU.He's always yelling for no reason and saying Imperius Rex..and he's always after other people's wives.He's a sad lonely son of a b#tch.
"I would tell Namor to STFU.He's always yelling for no reason and saying Imperius Rex..and he's always after other people's wives.He's a sad lonely son of a b#tch."Ha Ha Ha ! That Imperius Rex sh!t is funny ! Its like Busta Rhymes when he yells out FLIPMODE !
"Vance Astro said:LOL"I would tell Namor to STFU.He's always yelling for no reason and saying Imperius Rex..and he's always after other people's wives.He's a sad lonely son of a b#tch."Ha Ha Ha ! That Imperius Rex sh!t is funny ! Its like Busta Rhymes when he yells out FLIPMODE !
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"Superboy Prime isn't a hero. But I would definitely tell him to STFU if I could.
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TheDrifter said:
"Cyclops"
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I would tell Deadpool to shut the f&^k up, before telekinetically decapitating him.
Mister Fantastic (You pick science over Jessica Alba. WTF)
Henry Pym (Wife Beater...)
Cyclops (Get back with Jean. In no way do you deserve Emma)
Iron Man (only during Civil War, otherwise, I'm cool with him)
"Mister Fantastic (You pick science over Jessica Alba. WTF)Don't forget he picked another man over his wife in Civil War
"TheDrifter said:LMFAOCyclops (Get back with Jean. In no way do you deserve Emma)he never struck me as a necrophiliac"
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