Do you want a Zombie Apocalypse to happen? And why?

Seriously. Nearly every person I know wants one of these bad boys to happen. No offense to the world of awesome... but personally I'm dreading the day when Patient Zero finally breaks out of Containment and gets the munchies.

Why?

Because I'm fat, slow and stupid which means I wouldn't last long in a WALKING DEAD Apocalypse. Let alone a 28 Days Later apocalypse where I actually have to RUN! Jeez...

I'd be fine if it was like Shaun of the Dead and it ends after a day.

No.

If a 'Zombie Apocalypse' did ever arise, it wouldn't be the zombies that i'd have to worry about. I would be the people.

@legacy6364

I'd probably get pretty paranoid after awhile. It might be like the Walking Dead where Psychos and Bandits roam around... attacking everyone... jeez that would suck. I don't think I could handle Negan.

Walking dead? Shaun of the dead? World War Z? Sure. This just means I get to blow things apart and slice off limbs >_>

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Why would I want a zombie apocalypse to actually happen? It totally interferes with my genius billionaire, playboy, philanthropist lifestyle.....duh.....

@eisenfauste

And... the Govenment's got you on an FBI Watchlist for possible psychos.

@buttersdaman000

I'm getting sick of that dang quote...

@tommythehitman: I'm only as mad as @The_Deathstroker and a handful of other users............

Nah, internet would probably stop working

How am I supposed to tweet in a Zombie Apocalypse?

Nah man, that ain't me.

Jmarshmallow

@eisenfauste: Nah, man. That Deathstroker guy is 10 crazy. You're like 9 crazy. You were 4 crazy, then you talked to Deathstroker and you're 9 crazy. Pretty crazy stuff.

Crazy.

@jphu8414

I'm sure Twitter would still be working.

"Dude! I just totally cut a guy's arm off!"

"Oh sh!t man! Bandits! LOL!"

"ROFL!"

"Dude... got bit... gunna lie down..."

It's for sure my preferred form of the apocalypse.

@tommythehitman: Did you get my tags from last night?

@feartheliving

Well a Werewolf Apocalypse wouldn't be too bad. Why? Because it'd be non existent since they only come out once a month!

@The_Deathstroker

? Tags?

@tommythehitman: Messages.

@The_Deathstroker

Nope!

@tommythehitman: Check Wind Dancer's stories xD

Cracked up at that name.

I know it's Duster at the end, but still.

NO

No because of other "survivalists"

Yes because Im going to be a BAAAAAAAAAD person. MUAHAHAHAA

I think you're just mad you're not a genius billionaire, playboy, philanthropist ;)

If one did happen I would end just like Shaun of the dead

I wouldn't want any world ending disaster to happen.

I agree and I want to at least play Persona 5 before I die

Well I don't want it to happen. But I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about what I would suit up in, where I would go, and how I would make it.

Idiots who long for this day to happen would probably either get the infection (assuming it's airborne) or die in the most bloodiest gruesome way. Even if you are somehow a survivor, would it be worth living in fear and drinking water that's so disgusting that it'd be healthier to drink my piss? .

Hell no. It's fun to pretend but holey crap it'd be awful.

This.

NO