Zangief vs. Comics Conan

The two meet in an open field. No weapons, no prep, basic knowledge.

Round 2:Zangief and Conan vs. Master Chief (no shields or weapons for the latter). No prep, but basic knowledge is present.

Zangief stomps, mismatch.

Which version of Conan?

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Red cyclone this encyclopaedia, Russian boy!

@misterwhisper:

Comics Conan.

Conan destroys him.

@bigcimmerian:

What about the second question?

If Conan starts to lose, then he will tear out his throat with his teeth.

Conan wins Round 1.

Chief wins Round 2.

No.

Get back to me when Conan wrestles w/ live polar bears... and wins.

Conan tears out Zangief throat with his teeth.