This is such an amazing mismatch, mods should just lock this thread already. My best feats are winning 200 meter race in 6th grade. White belt ju jutsu and trained in circus school. I would get DESTROYED by this monster. He would chase me down and straight out murder me while i cry for my mother.
I think I would win, one full strength kick from me should at the very least cripple a possum lol as long as it doesn't jump up and grab a hold of my meatrod I will take this.
lol Were both disqualified Any time I see a possum I run Anytime A possum sees me they run This literally is a recurring thing in my life right now Just happened a week ago
I've never seen a possum before, how big are they?
Eh, about the size of a small cat.
They can bite the HECK out of you, but they're generally pretty slow creatures, and usually run. They could take a finger or a toe, maybe a chunk of your leg (if you're naked). they can't really jump, but they climb well.
If one is dumb enough to play dead around you (they usually don't with humans because they know it doesn't work) then it's easy.
My usual "Possum Eradication Kit" consists of a milk crate, a broom handle, and a chunk of broken brick.
human fist > possum as far as destructive capability goes lol
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