Wolverine vs the Wolverines (Red Dawn)

Bone-claw, no healing-factor Wolverine vs the Wolverines from Red Dawn.

Red Dawn Wolverines: Jed, Robert, Erica, Matt, Daryl, Toni, Danny, Aardvark, Col. Tanner.

Unless otherwise noted, everyone from Red Dawn has an AKM with three clips, a revolver, one grenade, and a knife. Robert has a sawed-off shotgun instead of the AKM. Jed has his bolt-action rifle with scope instead of the AKM. Erica has a ground-mounted DShK machine gun instead of the AKM. Matt has an RPG and 5 rockets in addition to the standard gear. (What's all this gear?)

Setting: a snowfield in the Colorado Rockies, starting 100' apart.

Win by death.

In character (Red Dawn Wolverines are at their max experience and unit cohesion). The Wolverines believe Wolverine is a commie. Wolverine believes the Wolverines are Hydra undercover agents.

Can the Wolverines mow down Wolverine before he reaches them? Will Wolverine mow down the Wolverines with his claws if he reaches them?

lol wtf he kills them all without being seen by complete accident

Meaning he can cross the field without being seen without effort? I suppose I should have said this explicitly but they start off being visible. He's a guy in a pure white field, it's not snowing right now.

Team wins via unbeatable Regan era patriotism.

So a bunch of regular people versus Wolverine?

Swayze solos. He roadhouse kicks him to oblivion

Well, regular in the sense of human. They're trained, and successfully waged guerilla warfare against a massive Soviet/Cuban army for years in precisely this location. This is partly a dodging question--can a non-healing factor Wolverine run 100' across an open field and not get tagged by 4 assault rifles, a sniper rifle, a heavy machine gun, and an RPG on the way?

Unless they come up with a strategy to beat Logan. They undoubtedly get killed.

That's a lot of people already aiming at Logan in an open field, without his healing factor I think he goes down to a hail of gunfire.

@ljayg: and sheen doesn’t solo? Blasphemy

Dueces red Dawn fodder. Wolvie wins.

Logan wins

@firestarlord73194: Sheen's a badass, but has he ripped out anyone's throat with his bare hands?