True Knightfall Facts #4 (the extended edition)

Back by popular demand...

1. If you include the entire family tree, there are more Knightfalls than Pokemon

2. In a fit of anger Cassuis once punched his laptop so hard it reverted back to Windows 95.

3. Due to the insane amount of money spent by the family on high-end fashions, their tailor is now on the Forbes 400 richest people.

4. Quintus mass resurrections have been due to both God and Satan kicking him out for trying to monopolize the blondes in Heaven or Hell.

5. Andres developed a technology to freeze time so he could stop and fix his hair mid-battle when necessary.

6. Ellie became a lesbian after watching her man-whore brothers paint the town as she was growing up, turning her off men forever.

7. Andres disposes of his outdated suits with the same care and respect as the military do with retired American flag

8. Its said that in order to truely kill a Knighftall you must first become one

9. Cassius thinks Instagram is a measuring device

10. Cassius still believes most technology to be witchcraft and his family to be wizards

11. Jayden is the child support agencies all time most wanted

12. The mexican tribute Knightfalls have disbanded. Running costs on Mexican Andres suits was to high.

13. The amount of memory required to store Andres mind is roughluy the same as Ellies cat pics folder

My personal favorite is 1

7 is an instant classic

Yep , these are true facts.

You're killing it

14. From time to time I am tempted to play a Knightfall.

@strigidae_23: 15. I think you definitely should

lmao 5 and 11 made me laugh out loud.

@lena_dante: It could be interesting, that's for sure.

Somebody needs to canon castrate Jayden

Does Jayden have an account or somewhere I can read about him?

@strigidae_23: He use to, but it never had a bio. Jayden's brief bio is in the beginning of Quintus'.

@quintus_knightfall: Ah hah, thanks.

@strigidae_23: No prob. If it helps you become a Knightfall then I'm more then willing to help :P

Knightfalls will grow again, eh? Only the elite role-players, I see.

@quintus_knightfall: Hahaha, we will see! If I do it I want to do it right.

@strigidae_23: do it do it do it do it do it

@_nobody_: The Knightfalls have always been open to anyone who wanted to make one :)

@quintus_knightfall: Cool, man.

@lena_dante: Thanks for the encouragement ;-)

@strigidae_23: Of course >:D

@_nobody_: And yeah, the Knightfalls have included a lot of players who were not as well known. In fact I would say the majority of Knightfalls have been less famous players they just didn't stick around or stick with the characters as long as Gambler and Andres.

@strigidae_23: coughs longest serving (without a character break) right here lol. But yeah when i did the family tree thread awhile back there was maybe 8 active/semi active Knightfalls. I have the thread saved should you need help with family tree.

@strigidae_23: Yeah, Gambs, Andres, Cassius and Ellie were really the references for the Knightfall family.

@cassius_knightfall: That's true. You stuck with the concept for a long time.

@_nobody_: That they were. I look back on the early era of the Knightfall family with a touch of nostalgia because of how fragmented they became and how much tragedy fell on them.

@strigidae_23: i write less to be fair, and i hate making alts also so it was inevitable.

@cassius_knightfall: For whatever reason I am suddenly struck with the urge to see Cass fight Nobody.

It was a Gambler brainchild, we couldn't really expect anything different :P

But yeah, I almost wish that this was something that was referenced (at least passingly) in canon sometimes.

@lena_dante: I had Cass start tragic, but it got way worse with happened to the others lol hell even our butler died.

@lena_dante: Yeah. It seems like the kind of thing you would see late night specials on. I mean.. Quintus leads the fight against registration but later murders most of his family and becomes a terrorist. And that is just the beginning. Andres personal charisma and style mixed with his links to the HFC and Amaranth would spawn a generation of intrigue. And there is so much more.

@cassius_knightfall: That he did lol. Didn't Quintus cut his face off or something like that?

@strigidae_23: Yes yes yes! Like those late night specials about the Kennedy curse haha. I almost wanna use Lena to do that in a blog post or something now. I love when people reference canon, even small canon, passingly (this is something that Gambler does really well, he'll find one small thing and reference it a lot), but this feels like something that should be referenced a lot lol. An aside in conversation 'hope we don't end up like the Knightfalls' even.

Ugh you're making me so nostalgic.

@strigidae_23: The butler? yeah something real nasty like that. All i really remember is Ellie and i saying "not the butler"

@lena_dante: 'Hope we don't end up like the Knightfalls' lol. That sounds about right. Talk about a brutal year.. I mean, patriarch goes on a murder spree, family genius killed, attacked by mutant terrorists, the works.

@cassius_knightfall: I remember Creed's reaction was funny too.

@strigidae_23: I think the general responce was "Why?" the dude wasnt a threat to anybody.

@strigidae_23: I'm kinda tempted to bring Grace out and shake things up a bit

@cassius_knightfall: Right? Shouldn't the rest of the Knightfalls try to get Quintus an evil intervention or something? Like the all sit around him in a circle and tearfully read their 'You don't understand how it makes me feel when I see you stuffing orphans into a meet grinder on CNN.'

@lena_dante: Do it!

@strigidae_23: I think it's pretty hype.

@iggy_knightfall: What's that?

@strigidae_23: Cass already shot the guy once lol, but yeah i dont see that meeting going well.

@strigidae_23: all the evil Quintus is doing.

@strigidae_23: Technically it was Charles who mentally and physically disfigured Mortimer :P

@quintus_knightfall: Ohhh okay. Somehow I missed that.

@quintus_knightfall: You where mearly the instruement lol

Crying omg

@strigidae_23: I'll forgive ya

lol I think I was dead to be honest haha

@quintus_knightfall: i will let you get away with that .... for now