So it returns....
Andres sadest childhood memory is falling and breaking his wrist. Not because he hurt himself, but becuase he ruined his favorite little suit. He lights a candle each year for it.
Jayden has a sperm count of over 9000!
- Ellie had a blazing row over the twitter handle of @p*ssylover only to find out it belonged to her father.
- Cassius had a priest exorcise a massage chair his brother gave him, as he found its movements ungodly. He has since burned it.
- Andres attempted to sue the makers of trancendence for "stealing" his life story
- The Knightfall siblings once attempted to play risk, the game lasted two days.
- Ellie pretends to be the answerphone when Cassius rings
- Grace despite her name swears like a salior and has two left feet
- Jayden sold a line of underwear in the 90s. Ironically they had inferior elastic and often fell off.
- The term "to do a knightfall" can either mean rise from your grave, have a string of illicit affairs or own a pride of cats.
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