True Comicvine Fact #1

Its about time they got some stick

1. Paid accounts revenue doesn't go into running the site. Instead it funds various drug cartels
2. The sites engineers are actually two hamsters
3. The bug reporting thread was actually designed as a hang out for insect lovers
4. Comicvine has recently become self aware and is now in the troublesome computer teens, it just wants to be left alone
5. The site has become so worried about what the future may bring its decided all notifications will be from the distant past.
6. Due the recent rise of remakes and sequels of films from the early 90's and 80's the site shall now reflect that period as well.
7. Users will now be advised to sell their soul in order to upload an image. One human soul per image.
8. It is said that you will see what somebody posted last when the planets next reach the correct lunar orbit
9. Even batman couldn't fix the sites bugs forcing him to hang up the cowl.
10. The vanishing posts actually appear on Comicvine earth 2.

This is relevant to my interests.

Lmaoooooo

@vamoose:

Ha!

Though I'm skeptical on the hamster bit as I don't think Icarusflies would be so cruel to us or excepting of the actions of hamsters being so cruel to us

@serinity:

She does guinea pigs though.

@warsman:

Oh god....the accuracy of this.

Lol

Oh look , satire.

lmfao on some other earth, their bitchin about hacked accounts and posts they didn't write.

@_animus_: I hope my Earth 2 counterpart spends his time writing more rather than staring at the blank post and thinking about what to write =P

Are we talking about Pre-Crisis Earth 2 or New 52 Earth 2?

@vamoose: Your doppleganger wants to know if your as lazy as him

Earth1Vamoose: He lol'd and showed me the first three seasons of a sitcom he's working on.

@_animus_: Oooooohhhhhh, I like the guy. Could you pass him my homework?

Pre-Crisis. I ain't getting f*cking rebooted. My costume sucks already... =(

Glad it amused you guys.

This should be stickied.