All-New Heap of Joygirl Reviews -- come and seeeeee!

So, I'm a critic for a review site now and we're supposed to do the majority of our own advertising, so I've decided to give you guys a heads-up on what I've been up to and why my "Joy Reviewz" articles on CV have primarily slowed down to a halt.

I have two pages;

This one for comic reviews,

and this one for movie reviews.

I'm doing a bunch of stuff and have a decent list of reviews online, with more constantly in the works (just finished a new one today!).

So, just wanted to give you guys this heads-up. Feel free to share the page around if you know anyone who likes reviews, make sure to comment if you can, and overall just have fun. :)

First.

@joygirl: You have my support

@SuperStar_sketcher: Thank you. <3

@joygirl: Good luck! I hope everything goes well. :)

@joygirl: Great. Do you get paid?

@laflux: Not yet, the site's kinda new and finding its feet. I'm hoping to use it to get a large catalog of reviews under my belt, and a body of work that more gainful employment can peruse. It also makes me look more professional even if I'm not.

As they say, it's easier to find a job if you already have a job, so I'm just trying to climb that ladder.

@joygirl: hmmmm. Well good luck.

*claps and whistles*

@joygirl: Joy I have missed you lol :P

And may I have a link to the site you are currently on?

@epictayman: It's linked in the OP. :)

@joygirl: Awesome =)

Eh my girlfriend tried to make me go see Divergent. Ain't nobody got time for that.

I read some of the reviews, and they were really good. Keep on doing it, I look forward to reading more.

@darthaznable: It was really pretty decent, you should give it a chance. @stormdriven: Thank you. :)

@joygirl: You're welcome :D

@joygirl: I'll check it out for you.

@wolverine08: I appreciate it, sir. :)

I really did like Divergent a lot more than I thought I would.

Awesome. Don't care if this sounds creepy but I always appreciated you as a user even if I haven't said so before.

@timelordscience: Thank you. :) We've never really interacted but it means a lot to me. @dagmar_merrill: I know right? I went in expecting to hate it, wad really surprised.

@timelordscience: Thank you. :) We've never really interacted but it means a lot to me. @dagmar_merrill: I know right? I went in expecting to hate it, wad really surprised.

There were two other D&D movies? Oh, I have to read your reviews for them.

@joygirl: yeah, I realize, haha. That's why I prefaced with the creepy and ended with the haven't said so before. I figured I might as well start now though. Your rants about the state of Red Lanterns made me laugh so hard when I read them a few months ago.

Bumping this to mention my review of Pompeii. :)

Divergent was decent but way too predictable.

Bump for updated links and new reviews

Psycho Drive In? Sounds like then name of either a horror movie or a metal band.....

Wait...You're name is Alex? Biggest surprise since I found out the fat kid in Bad Santa was named Thurman Merman.

Alex, or Lexi, either works.

You a regular contributor to this site?

@vandersexxx: I am now.

@joygirl: LOL!!! I see you really didn't like the current run of the Red Lanterns. Reading it now.

@vandersexxx: Nooo don't, if you know what's good for you! save yourself before it's too late.

@joygirl: you mean stop reading your article?

@joygirl: (Pyro here) I'll take a look at the site!

@vandersexxx: No I mean stop reading Red Lanterns :P

Edit: Ah, I think I misunderstood you. By "reading it now" I thought you meant that you were following the title, not reading the article. Appy-polly-lodgies.

:D

I will check these out.

Nice. Just finished reading your Red Lanterns review. I've only picked up a few books here and there in that series. I had no idea it was that bad.

Terrrrrible. :P

Anywho, just sent in my reviews for Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe and Fire and Ice: The Dragon Chronicles. So those should be up in a couple days. ^_^ Also my review for The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu could go live at any time.

Guyz! Two new reviews up!

Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe

The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu

@joygirl: Oh my gosh you reviewed Book of Vile Darkness! That's so awesome!

@squares: :D I did, had a lot of fun with that one.

@joygirl: Commented on the Symapthy list from the comics link. Didn't comment on movies because I had no interest in any of the films you did so far.

@spitfirepanda: Red Lanterns is actually fantastic (Charles Soule's run that is).

@joygirl: Duuuuuuude. You didn't review Red Lanterns. You reviewed Bleez. xP

Definitely the most articulate review that I absolutely disagree with though. Most disagreeable reviews are done terribly.

@spitfirepanda: Don't listen to him, he likes being wrong.

Okay, tough guy, explain:

• A small force of greens being able to easily overcome all the reds
• Ratchet multiplying in size
• Zilius becoming gray
• Skallox using guns
• Atrocitus being a total wimp without his ring
• The fact that it spits at continuity by even mentioning that Emerald Warriors happened

Bleez's treatment is the biggest problem. That doesn't make it the only problem.