Somebody made a thread for Man Of Steel Vs The Avengers and I posted a full story as the battle.
But my creativity got was lost in the fanboy arguing.
Which even resulted in somebody referring to the site a "Insultvine" due to the level the hostility unnecessarily reached.
Anyhow strap yourselves in for an action packed brawl where for some reason this particular Superman takes matters to a uncalled for level in his own regard. Or is this the kind of man he was all along?
So here's what I posted. Enjoy:
"As an aspiring comic writer I'd like to see Superman kill half of the Avengers before people realize he's really Superman-Prime's evil ass. Who's in inter-dimensional cahoots with the New 52 resurrected Crime Syndicate as revealed by the final panel of the gripping story arc "Crime Doesn't Pay But It Avenges". Or just Crime Avenges depends on what Quesada goes with.
Prime, who with his solar energy absorbing battle armor challenges Ultra Man for leadership. Even boasting he could single handedly lead an invasion against Marvel's prime universe Earth 616 by wiping out the Avengers. Then again as consolation settling for murdering at least a few as a pass of initiation. Not an easy task all the same yet at his disposal was knowledge of his targets through the forethought experience as the Time Trapper. Prime is only later beaten by the horrified and traumatized survivors of his gruesomely effective assault.
Horrified first by the decapitation of Captain America whose shield Prime caught easily and sharpened like Will Smith in "Hancock" and tossed back at him like MK's Kung Lao. Iron Man would stand even less of a chance. As the Time Trapper in the "Legions Of Three Earths" arc Prime became familiar with technology centuries beyond even anything Stark Enterprises could develop. with one push of the button the airborne Ironman's suit deactivated before it was programmed to self destruct. Fortunately Stark's terrible heart condition was no longer monitored and treated so once the countdown began his own desperate fright saved him from experiencing the explosion.
Prime a Superman in his own right had his issues with magic. Yet being a Blue boy willing to kill he was more than ready for Thor and that damn Mjolnir. In fact Ironman and Cap are taken out so soon in the battle Prime spends most for the it using the wielding the dead Norse's weapon. Using a gauntlet made to catch magic lightning called by the name "Shazam". Prime flew straight through Thor's thunder strike. His gauntlet could absorb magic thunder and even project a negative charge to an intended target. Therefore before even stripping Thor of his divine implement, Prime palmed his face turning him in to Max Shrek from "Batman Returns". Thor's beautiful Aryan wet dream platinum blonde hair smelted black like Marge Simpson at Summer camp.
And due to his preparations, the Hulk would be the easiest yet symbolically brutal killing. Historical data establishes the mighty, indestructible, Incredible Hulk was a skinny weakling of a gamma scientist who was just a victim of his own shi**y failed science (whose movies also suck asshole). As the other Avengers fled...or regrouped out of reasonable fear they watched Prime turn the sky and Thor's hair black. Hulk in usual fashion leaped to the sky seeking vengeance for his Dexter's Laboratory roommate. Prime not only zapped him with a bean returning him to Dr. Banner form, knowing full well of the outcome he came ready with a bucket of green paint! Having tested it on an older, future Hulk on his way back through time Prime was out to prove himself the real Superman by overcompensating for the 1996 near loss during the "Marvel Vs DC" series. Prime bashed the green colored skull of Dr. Banner in full view of the remaining Avengers, downtown Manhattan with news feeds broadcasting the public unsanctioned execution of the Hulk to the entire world.
Though this would backfire as the Fantastic Four, X-Men many groups even Alpha Flight would converge on New York City to subdue and capture Superman Prime. The Avengers were too grief stricken plus once they got finished licking wounds they began treating the injured. Which made all the same as an impression to the Crime Syndicate who would rally towards the purpose of freeing their new leader. Proving himself in strength and strategy also in flat out balls as a better suited head of the Syndicate. In the final panel of "Crime Avenges" Ultra-Man in restrained awe watching the event unfold on the monitor conceded my opinion in regards to the outcome this battle against the Avengers:"
"Superman (Prime) Stomps" said Ultraman.
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