War of Animal Light (Rated S for Silly)

This is was something that I came up with when I was talking with @Icarusflies. so I made some changes not to much. hope you enjoy. you are welcome to comment.

Sinestro Corp:

In brightest night; In blackest house.

I'll eat your garbage as quiet as a mouse.

Let those who try to turn on the light;

Fear my power, Yellow Raccoon's Might!

Orange Lanterns: Mine?!

Star Sapphires: For chew-toys full of holes and drool;

We whine and roll over like a fool.

Will you pet my belly tonight?;

feel my love, Violet Dog's Light

Red Lanterns:With hooves sore and covered in dirt;

Carrying people and things starts to hurt.

Breaking you down, that is your fate;

I'll spit on you.... Feel my hate!

Blue Lanterns: In fearful trash cans, and rageful nights;

Have some seeds, There is no need to fight.

Flying fast with my blue wings bright;

Have hope under the Blue Jays Light.

Indigo Tribe: Munch, krunch, munch munch;

Krunch krunch munch munch.

Munch munch guinea pig munch;

Krunch munch munch munch.

Update v1.5:

Red Lantern:

With blood and fruit of crimson red,

Ripped from trees or grub so freshly dead;

Burying you in the ground, With my hate,

I'll tear you all apart -- that is your fate.

I apologize for the setting of this. for some reason the forums are being stupid and not allowing for the stacking of this like i had done previously.

LOL! xD

<CLEMENTINE STAMP OF APPROVAL>

Hit it on the head with the Orange Lanterns...truly makes me wonder if Geoff Johns watched Finding Nemo prior to his GL run.

@RedheadedAtrocitus said:

Hit it on the head with the Orange Lanterns...truly makes me wonder if Geoff Johns watched Finding Nemo prior to his GL run.

Yeah I might do an Update to this and add a couple more. also to the Red Lanterns ill add a new one.

hahaha Love this. The moose is the best part.