Okay, I know this ain't great, and it's taken me a while, but here goes the synopsis for a Marvel Alien v Predator movie:
As the team enter the space craft, Jean scans it for signs of life. She picks up that there are thousands of Alien xenomorphs running around the ship and a few scattered groups of Predators. She can't find War Machine or Captain America at all but she can link to Beast who tells her that the rest of Team 1 are hauled up in the ship's Ops centre with one of the small Predator groups. When she tells the rest of her team that, they're not sure what to make of Team 1 working with the Predators but Nick tells her to tell Beast to stay where they are.
Working on the basis that Beast must have worked out some way to communicate with their tentative allies, Nick sends Magneto and Wolverine to go and free Team 1, while he, Jean and Psylocke head off to find more Predators. With a shield up from Jean, the three head deeper into the ship. They find a few scattered xenomorphs, each easily dispatched by Psylocke's psionic katanas or Nick's weaponry.
As they get deeper into the ship, the number of xenomorphs increases until the team are forced to a standstill under the barrage of Aliens trying to attack them. Jean reports that behind the large doors in front of them is a larger cluster of Predators barricaded inside. She sends them a message that the team is trying to get through.
In the meantime, the Wolverine/Magneto duo head up to the Ops centre. Eerily, they encounter no xenomorphs at all as they approach the control centre of the ship. The blast doors are sealed so Magneto manipulates the metal to let the two through. As they enter, they find Hank fiddling about with some controls and apparently speaking the Predator's language with fluency. He explains to Erik and Logan that he created a translator and he tosses one to Logan. Hank tells them that the Predators were on a hunt but it went bad and now they need to get home so he's helping them to fix their ship, give them minimal control so they can get up into space and vent most of the ship, killing off the Aliens.
Magneto appears to accept this without much thought but Logan is still wary. He takes Magneto and Hank to the side and asks about why there weren't any xenomorphs outside. Hank seems surprised by the revelation, saying that they'd had to fight to get in. He seems slightly perturbed that they're no longer under attack but he thinks it's better to fix the ship and get moving. Logan doesn't like it but he grudgingly agrees to help.
The rest of Team 1 are also working on the ship with the Predators but suddenly Ant Man stops working. A xenomorph explodes from his chest but instantly reduces in size to that of an insect, scuttling away to hide. Clearly shaken now, the team shore themselves up but not in time to save Mr Fantastic, whose chest also explodes, birthing another xenomorph. This one is so flexible that it easily avoids any of the shots fired at it, again disappearing to hide.
Magneto expresses the opinion that, technically, the only people who would know if Hank had been infected are now all dead. Hank agrees that the risk is such that he is willing to work on the controls alone while Magneto and Logan take the Predators to find the rest of the team. Logan refuses to leave, saying he trusts his friend and that he'll watch his back. Magneto manipulates the door again and leads the Predators away. Just as he goes to reseal the door, a small insect attaches itself to the bottom of his cloak and hitches a ride.
Back with Jean, Psylocke and Nick, they have managed to fight their way to the door, killing as many of the xenomorphs as they could. Jean sends a message through to the Predators who open the door as quickly as they can. A few Aliens get through but most are repelled by Jean and Psylocke. Those few are dispatched quickly. Jean tells Nick that she can't feel Mr Fantastic or Ant Man any more. She can't link to Magneto but she manages to speak to Beast who tells her what happened and she explains it to Nick and Psylocke. Betsy wants to rush off and help Logan and Hank but Nick makes her stay where she is. He wants them to regroup and he gets Jean to try to find Magneto's group. Just as she does, a wormhole opens and a much depleted group emerge, Magneto looking quite the worse for wear.
Flashback to what happened to Magneto. When Magneto and co emerged in the hallway, the Ant Man xenomorph started picking off the Predators, making itself large, dragging them off and then returning as an insect again. It depleted their numbers by half, leaving Magneto with only three Predators. It then tried with Magneto himself but he just about managed to kill it with the help of his allies.
Return to present and Nick decides it's best to try for the Ops centre so they can get the ship off the ground and into space. In all good cinema style, Magneto is too tired for another wormhole so they have to fight their way back. Cue massive battle scene with much hacking and shooting and explosions.
Meanwhile, Logan and Hank are left alone with the Mr Fantastic xenomorph though they believe that they have 2 xenomorphs to deal with. Logan has decided he's tired of waiting so he starts to sniff out the Alien while Hank continues to work on the systems. The two play cat and mouse with each other, leading through ducts and such until they end up back in the Ops centre where Logan finally kills it just in time for the rest of his team to explode through the door.
Hank tells them that he's managed to fix the ship to the point where it can be navigated once it's in space so once the team leave, Magneto, Betsy and Jean work together to get the ship off the ground and through the atmosphere. Once in space, the Predators vent the majority of the ship, killing off the rest of the Aliens.
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