Spinister looked the mysterious man up and down "You called me here?"
"Yes" Sir Smart said as he dramatically emerged from the shadows.
"I presume your metallic brain has concocted some ridiculous plan!" scoffed Spinister "Hopefully it's better that turning all the cities traffic lights red, Sir Smart"
"IT WAS INGENIOUS!" roared Sir Smart throwing back his cape in disgust "Better than your tawdry efforts of spinning like a top robbing banks like a common thief, Spinister!"
"You used the commotion to rob a bank, you hypocrite!" snapped Spinister his hands begining to twirl at hyperspeed.
"Bah you're beneath me, what was I thinking?!" groaned Sir Smart.
"I'm going to spin you into a barbed wire fence"
"ENOUGH!" roared Penmanship who stepped from the shadows "THIS, THIS IS THE REASON WE GET BEATEN! ALL THE TIME!"
Spinister and Sir Smart looked at the man formerly known as Jarellian Markotunsil, now the deadly assassin known as Penmanship. Able to transmute pencils into pens, he made the saying the pen is mightier than the sword a deadly reality.
"WE NEED TO STOP THIS SQUABBLING, NOW!" the masked assassin glared at the two villains "We are here to work out we eliminate that pain A.R.S.S from our lives forever!" He grabbed a pencil from his bandoleer, turned it into a pen and jammed it into the table, spraying ink and plastic shards everywhere.
"Did you have to?" Sir Smart said derisively as he pulled a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped off the flecks of ink on his cape "This is dry clean only"
Penmanship threw a disc onto the table and a holographic projection appeared of A.R.S.S; Grappling Cook, Spatulus, Algebraic Man, Space Horse and Barf Man. "This is A.R.S.S!"
"We know" said Spinister rolling his eyes "We've fought them before!"
"I wasn't talking to you" sneered Pensmanship as he pointed in a circle to the dozens of Scottish ninjas who had appeared out of almost nowhere and surrounded the trio of villains "I was talking to them!"
Cue music, roll opening credits: GO!
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