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Star City...
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sharpshot ducked behind cover as he fired his duel pistols at the duplicate. He wasn't sure if he'd hit her or not...
"So does this make me a puff for trying to shoot a girl?" Sharpshot asked.
"Well to be fair it was in self defense..." Sharpshot's brain box muttered.
"I'd have to agree with your brain box." A female voice said calmly.
"WOAH!"
Sharpshot jumped up to see his female counterpart staring down at him from the top of the rooftop entrance. She glanced at him as he pointed his guns at her.
"Ah HA! I've got you female, sexy version of me!" Sharpshot yelled in triumph.
The female Sharpshot was calm as she jumped down from the entrance.
"You're not that good with a gun are you?" She asked.
"Lady they don't call me Sharpshot for nothing!"
"I say we should kill her now! Maybe do that whole bip bam to the brainpan quote!"
"Bip Bam to the brainpan?!" The Female Sharp asked.
Sharpshot was quiet.
"How did you know what I was thinking?!" He asked.
"I don't." The Female said. "But I do know what I'M thinking."
Both the Sharps stared at each other intently. The rooftop was littered with the bodies of alternate Sharpshots.
"Is it weird how I have a crush on myself?" Sharpshot asked.
"I could ask you the same thing."
"Y'know for an alternate version of me you don't really talk like me."
"Probably because woman are more sophisticated."
"Brains......."
Both the Sharps turned to see Corpse Sharpshot slowly walking towards them. Arms out reached and teeth chomping in anticipation for his next meal. Behind the Zombie Sharpshot were even more Zombie Sharpshots! Resurrected from the dead bodies of the alternate Sharpshots from other dimensions.
"What?! Zombie Sharpshot?! But I killed you!" Sharpshot yelled as he pulled his pistols out of their holsters.
"You can't kill a zombie!" Lady Sharp yelled as she fired several rounds of her Smgs.
Pippippipippipipipipippipipipipipipippipipipipipippipipipipipipipipipipipippipipipipipp!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What?! You have SMGS?! Why are you so much cooler then me?!" Sharpshot yelled.
The SMG bullets penetrated the main Zombie's corpse, but still it shambled forwards groaning the whole time. The other Zombies followed suit.
"Well... we're going to have to rethink our plan." Sharpshot muttered.
"What are you talking about?" The Fem Sharp asked as she fired several more shots while backing away towards the edge of the roof.
"That's what I'm better at Sharpie! You're better with guns!" Sharpshot smiled beneath his mask. "But I'M better with lunacy!"
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"BRAINNSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A large crowd of zombies had formed as they slowly marched down the street,
"You're sure this will work?" Fem Sharp asked as she punched a police officer in the face. Sharpshot was busy picking the lock to the armory.
"Lady. If this don't work... then... I can't think of a quote right now. Whatever. This is the Police Station! They're going to have what we need here!"
Sharpshot cheered in victory as the door opened.
"Zombies can't die? Well what if we freeze them?!!" Sharpshot asked as they walked into the room.
"But... we don't have any freeze tech. And neither the police."
"Not true! Recently the Star City Police acquired Mr Freeze's Freeze gun for research in Cryogenics! They've got it stashed away here somewhere!"
Sharpshot looked at the shelves. Fem Sharp stared out the door in case trouble came.
"That's very convenient." She said.
"That's life." Sharpshot muttered. "Holy Knights of the Old Republic! I've got it!" Sharpshot held Mr Freeze's freeze gun above his head in victory.
"And you're sure that will work?"
Sharpshot smiled as he held the heavy gun against his chest.
"What killed the Dinosaurs? The ICE AGE!!!!!!"
Fem Sharp watched in stunned silence.
"THAT'S THE QUOTE YOU WENT FOR?!" She yelled.
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"Brainnnsss...."
"Zombies. When a franchise has been milked so much that the writer no longer has any ideas..." Sharpshot muttered as he held the freeze gun over his chest. He aimed it at the small crowd forming below. "Hey! Zombies!" Sharpshot yelled.
The crowd below started to look up at him and growl.
"It's ICE to MEET YOU!!"
FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!
Sharpshot fired the ice cold beam into the crowd causing ice cold moisture to slowly form around the dozens of cold corpses.
"Heh.... I'm awesome." Sharp muttered.
"I think you failed with the movie quote there as well. I mean... ICE to Meet you?! Of all the ICE PUNS you went for that?!"
Sharpshot frowned.
"Well what was I supposed to say?! It's Hammer Time?!"
"How about BRAIN FREEZE?!"
Sharpshot was quiet as he realized his missed opportunity for awesomeness...
"So what do we do now?" Fem Sharp asked.
"I dunno. I mean... I'm too lazy to clean up after myself. Wanna get some Pancakes? I know this great little plaza."
Fem Sharp smiled as she pulled the Freeze Gun off of Sharpshot's shoulders.
"It's a date."
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