Cap: Well, I decided to make these a regular thing so here comes our second guest Gah! @wildvine
Cap: This is in no way an excuse for all the booty jokes over the history of Gah...at all...seriously.
Wv: Thank you, Cap, for having me on your show. I know the other viners are jealous and probably suicidal that I was picked over them
*Random voice from the back of the audience* Why did you revive this shit?
Wv: Now lets hold the questions for our special returning guest-- Deadpool.
*Boos all around*
DP: Well, I can tell my fans are here.
Wv: Sadly not all of them. The ones who hated X-Men Origins couldn't fit in here.
DP: THERE WAS NO X-MEN ORIGINS. X-MEN ORIGINS IS A MYTH *Deadpool grabs his head and rocks back and forth, clearly traumatized*
Wv: Last time you were here, you started a booty craze that some are still raving about. When was the last time you got dat booty? And please remember sympathy booty does not count.
DP: Does it count if you pay for it?"
Wv: No
White box: Did you just say that on the internet?
Yellow box: Huh? I was checking her legs
Wv: Another thing, is it true Marvel is paid off the Coke~a~Cola corporation, to make your suit that shade of red?
DP: Ummm. I gotta go be an annoying hero. Or a confused villain. Peace out.
White box: I'm on Facebook, baby--
Yellow box: --And I'm on MySpace. Its coming back around.
White box: Its dead, bro. Let it go
Yellow box: SHUT UP!
*Deadpool teleports away*
Wv: Well, that was random.
Cap: There you have it folks! We're still waiting on the next Gah! about @The Poet's pet dog...it will come soon.
If you want to do a guest "Gah!" just PM me!
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