Character: Killer Rabbit
Voice actor: Mila Kunis.
Classification: Weapon Character.
Biography: There was once a young wife and mother of a small girl. When that girl died, the young woman went insane with grief and attempted to commit suicide. As she lay dying she was approached by a trickster spirit that offered her the chance to get her daughter back, in exchange for helping it escape its prison dimension. She recovered from her injury completely insane, gifted with strange powers, and on a mission she herself barely understands. She has no clue how she came to this world though....
Intro: Killer Rabbit high jumps from the shadows and lands on the damaged street. She cranks the volume of her headphones up way loud and smirks. "Relax brain. This'll be easy. Like killing superheroes in a barrel." She tells herself.
Character Trait: Killer Rabbit can high jump into a kick, driving her opponent away and doing damage.
Super Move: Killer Rabbit has a psychotic breakdown and shoots herself in the head. When the opponent steps close she kicks his/her legs from beneath them, then jumps up and empties both guns into their chest.
Clash Animation and Quotes: Killer Rabbit picks at her pink, girly nails with a wicked looking knife, and stares at her opponent through her dirty hair.
Generic Quotes
Killer Rabbit and Batman:
Killer Rabbit: "Capes are sooo nineties."
Batman: "You won't be joking after this."
Batman and Killer Rabbit:
Batman: "This is my city."
Killer Rabbit: "Equally awesome response. No wait, more awesome response! Ha!"
Killer Rabbit and Luthor:
Killer Rabbit: "Mr Clean? I knew you were real!"
Luthor: "I'm going to enjoy exterminating you."
Luthor and Killer Rabbit:
Luthor: "You are some sort of bizarre mutation. I look forward to your dissection."
Killer Rabbit: "Sticks and stones makes break my bones, but they'll probably kill you."
Killer Rabbit and Green Arrow:
Killer Rabbit: "Okay, what's Cary Elwes doing here? That's just weird."
Green Arrow: "Its rabbit hunting season."
Green Arrow and Killer Rabbit:
Green Arrow: "This will be easy."
Killer Rabbit: "One drunken mistake a week doesn't make me easy."
Killer Rabbit and Aqua Man:
Killer Rabbit: "Is that a trident or are you just really happy to see me, and also weirdly deformed?"
Aqua Man: "I'm happy to end you rambling!!"
Aqua Man and Killer Rabbit:
Aqua Man: "Your wave of death and destruction ends today."
Killer Rabbit: "Fish man said wave. That's just bad writing."
Killer Rabbit and Doomsday:
Killer Rabbit: "What you gonna do? Ugly me to death?"
Doomsday: "Tear you apart!!"
Doomsday and Killer Rabbit:
Doomsday: "Crush.... Destroy...."
Killer Rabbit: "Sweet talk will get you nowhere."
Killer Rabbit and Joker:
Killer Rabbit: "Green hair? Does the carpet match the drapes?"
Joker: "I'll do the jokes around here!"
Joker and Killer Rabbit:
Joker: "Tell me a joke with no teeth."
Killer Rabbit: "No crowbars on a first date."
Killer Rabbit and Scorpion:
Killer Rabbit: "Was Baraka unavailable?"
Scorpion: "I will burn you soul."
Scorpion and Killer Rabbit:
Scorpion: "I will drag you to Hell."
Killer Rabbit: "What's the bar scene like there?"
Killer Rabbit and Superman:
Killer Rabbit: "The reign of your spit curl is over."
Superman: "Killing you is a waste of my power."
Superman and Killer Rabbit:
Superman: "You have disturbed the peace of my society long enough."
Killer Rabbit: "You haven't seen disturbed yet."
Killer Rabbit and Joygirl:
Killer Rabbit: "Did the Insane Clown Posse lose a groupie?"
Joygirl: "So, who exactly are you a rip-off of? Deadpool? Joker?" Leans in closer "Or me?"
Joygirl and Killer Rabbit:
Joygirl: "Yet another lame f***ing comic book crossover. "
Killer Rabbit: "Alice? You're supposed to be dead this time of night."
Killer Rabbit and Psycho:
Killer Rabbit: "Hush little psycho, don't say a word...."
Psycho: "You're either with me or against me."
Psycho and Killer Rabbit:
Psycho: "Walk away. This isn't your fight."
Killer Rabbit: "Oh yeah? I don't see your name on it."
Killer Rabbit and Doomhound:
Killer Rabbit: "That's a face only a mother could love. A blind mother. Who didn't know better."
Doomhound: "Your lesson in fear and pain begins now."
Doomhound and Killer Rabbit:
Doomhound: "You must have a death wish."
Killer Rabbit: "Nope. Just wishing you had a breath mint."
Killer Rabbit and Sharpshot:
Killer Rabbit: "Sharpshot? Am I fighting a Saturday morning cartoon?"
Sharpshot: "If you want an autograph, just ask lady."
Sharpshot and Killer Rabbit:
Sharpshot: "Took a break from hiding colored eggs?"
Killer Rabbit: "My new hobby is drawing outlines of dead heroes."
Grabs:
Outro:
Killer Rabbit looks in confusion at her dead opponent. "Dead already?" She scratches the side of her head. "We were just starting to have fun too. What are you looking at?" She shoots the camera, and the screen goes black.
Ending:
By killing Superman, Killer Rabbit had inadvertently became the savior of the masses. Not that she would have really cared had she known, since there wasn't any kind of payday in the works for her. She decided to do what she did best. Get drunk, munch Oreo's, and maybe take on a kill job here and there. As far as discovering her reason for being in this world, she wasn't interested. That could settle itself out.
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