Gah! studios presents the most original show in modern television, a show dedicating to uniting two lovable heroes using the incredible new style of television...REALITY SHOWS.
Warning: This show contains mind-numbing stupidity...and booty. Lots of booty.
First, we'll take a look at our 7 contestants.
CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE!
Why are you shouting?
Why are you not?
...So, how do I get paid...is it a weekly thing or do I just ask that guy backst--?
We'll get to that...eventually. So, tell us who you are and why you're interested in being BLACK WIDOW'S BEAU!
Black Widow? I'm not sure who that is...
Who are you?
Captain Hammer. For when you need a hero, there's none better, when the water from a hose washes this hair it's not the only thing that gets wette--
We can't air that...like at all...we don't have a watershed or anything and kids might be watching this.
But booty is a fine subject.
It is when it's this one.
OH SWEET LORD WHAT IS THAT THING. I think. I think she's ready for the hammer.
SHE HAS ALREADY RECEIVED MINE OWN HAMMER LIGHTWEIGHT, AND IT IS A SUPERIOR ONE AT THAT.
THOR I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T GET BACK IN MAKE-UP TO COVER THAT TEENAGE ACNE AND I WILL SCRUB YOUR FACE WITH RAZOR BLADES AND SANDPAPER.
Why, look at the hour, I think it is time I return to whence I came.
Psst.
So captain--
Pssssssssssst.
AHEM. Like I was saying--
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST.
WHAT DO YOU WANT JIMMY.
Closing credits are coming up in 15 seconds.
What are you talking a--
13.
Jimmy!
We need to go to credits if we're gonna have time for that talk show.
That was on a minute ago!
Re-run. Now say goodnigh--
DON'T RUSH ME JIMMY. I AM AN EXECUTIVE PRODU--
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