Funny supervillain story ideas!

I am no writer but i dare you good writers to make a story from these threads

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/gen-discussion/1/supervillains-get-real-jobs-for-6-months/739056/

based on wat articulate t said preferably, as he had the funniest thing to say.

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/battle-of-the-gods-pis-plot-induced-stupidity-with-a-twist/739448/

more comedic ideas

Lemme know if u do I'd love to read it.

@lorbo: No promises, but I might take a whack at this :)

Just curious if you did this or not.

@ficopedia: I don't think so...